Unicorns Visions Quotes (possibly mature content)

[Gaius]

In the beginning, there was a Woodland Talk forum for comments on RP happenings. Alas, insufficient attention and care sent it to the chopping block.

But it left a legacy! This legacy! That thread quickly established itself as a collection of funny, awesome, and otherwise notable quotes from the members of this little community. Whether oldbie or newbie, one can find a lot to like by giving it a read-through.

In the spirit of that thread, let us continue the tradition! When you stumble on a gem of a quote, or just one that makes you smile, this is the place to share it.

To get the ball rolling, enjoy this snippet of a conversation earlier today in Chat:

‹Sithrazer› considering that you took the time to point it out, call it a deduction.
‹ddpej› Very well. A deduction it is; I assign it a value of three points.
‹Sithrazer› 9997 more and I will acheive the rank of Sherlock Holmes
‹ddpej› Ah, but you're going about it all backwards! A deduction is, after all, something taken away, not given.
‹Sithrazer› See, thats how it works, as Sherlock Holmes was a master of deductions.
‹Sithrazer› I theorize he was actually a second grade math instructor. >.>
‹ddpej› Quite the contrary. The dear Mr. Holmes was a master of combinations; he combined facts and observations in order to come to a proper solution.
‹Sithrazer› and combined those facts to eliminate suspects as well, reducing the number of leads required to follow
‹ddpej› Ah -- and now you are labeling him a follower. I would theorize, rather, that he was a leader of his profession and his time.
‹Sithrazer› so he caught the criminals before they did anything illegal?
‹ddpej› Certainly not. Were he to do so, he could not prove what he had done and his work would be for naught.
‹Sithrazer› so then he would have to follow the criminals before he could lead them to jail.
‹ddpej› And there you go with the follower label again. Really sir, such determination to mar his name! The good Mr. Holmes was a leader of his kind precisely because he did no such thing; indeed, he led the police proper to those they sought rather than requiring their aid via protection.
‹Sithrazer› darn right I'm determined. Are you suggesting he did not gather clues nor evidence? or did the cocaine and morphine give him clairvoyance enough to simply deduce the truth?

[The_Vizir]

Downgrade: having a faceful of shadow (and dirt) hucked at him, turning his expression into one of alarm and, as he unsuccessfully tried to weave out of the way, his intended words into, "But good to know your sense of hu-- Ngh!"
Upgrade: "Ngh!" wasn't an especially donkey sound.

--Devon, Gaius, Roll for Initiative (River)

ahh, that is seriously amusing

[Windra]

"I can't let you do that, NORAD, or you, my little Reaver. For that would destroy the plans I put in thus far. Think about it. If you really really made the Officer's life a living hell... what of his offspring? They'd want retribution, and with the little... gifts I provided them... they could easily go after this body and you as well, destroying the two of you with... little effort. Specially if I tied this one's hands back." It flashed the evil grin. "And you Norad, if this body were to somehow... die." The controller took off Juno's left glove and raised the controlled hand to the neck exposing one claw against it, pressing to show that it could easily pierce and potentially kill the catboy. "Then there'd be no cure for your children. Which, by the way, I gifted them with. Thanks to me they'll never be 'weak' again. You're welcome."

The body then rested into chair, eyes gleaming and jagged teeth a glinting in the dark lighting. "By the way, Name's Kuro. And I'm not dead yet."

- Juno, Suuldan's thread at the Edge

I gotta hand it to you, Juno. That was good. *applaud*

[Gaeva Winged Unicorn]

it's not exactly, uh... heterosexual male friendly, if you know what I mean. I have to blast power metal while viewing this site just to ensure I don't loose dude points, all I'm saying

Just thought that was such an accurate way to describe the imbalance, lol

[The_Vizir]

"Oh, right," Entropy perked up. "Nei here got it in her head that she needed to find a volcano in the mountains and set up a high-tech evil lair down inside it."

Seeing how her helpfulness was being rewarded, Nei let out a rather exasperated sigh. Of course, she would admit that she really shouldn't have been surprised. On the other hand, she wasn't entirely sure that helped.

"So, being the benevolent soul that I am, I brought her out here to see if Norad had any furniture he could spare," Entropy went on. "I really don't know why a mirage would need furniture though. It seems to me like he would just fall through it if he ever sat on anything."

"And you were doing so well for a minute there," Nei complained quietly.

--Nei and Entropy, in Suul's joining thread.

Epic, purely epic

[The_Vizir]

04/03/2010 22:24:38 ‹Gaius› 'All around the blatant-lies bush, the donkey chased the fouurteens; the donkey thought he made a good point, "Nein!" shout the fouurteens.~'

Gaius, in chat, over the topic of the thread in the river...

BRILLIANT!

[Roose Hurro]

“I’m afraid…” she whispered, her ears flat against her head as she tucked her head up and under Barbannis’ own. “What if they come back? The Red Knight for you, or the demons for me? You know what I… what I told you about when the Fox Spirit was taken…” Siltharyn shivered. “And before that, after I killed Ryvius back in the past of the Darklands, what the Red Knight said. That he would return for you, to take you back…” She wanted to have these pups, she’d grown up as a Healer and had become barren shortly after her final test to see if she had learned her lessons. Siltharyn had accepted that she’d never be able to have pups, but now that she could she found that she’d always desperately wanted them. To raise them, to have a family. And now more then ever when she wasn’t sure who her family was, or even who she was at times. What land she belonged to anymore.

...

“Barbannis, I want to be happy, but…” her mind finished her thought for her. I can hardly protect myself, let alone my children.

“How are we going to do this?”

The moment she spoke of names, of fixing up the den made it clear that she was in the same conflict as he was. It was a hard decision, "I doubt any one being could not be afraid with a decision like this. What you have been through, this forest, my old lands and my enemies. They have scarred you as they have scarred me with their taint and fear" Barbannis pressed in closer, looking to her eyes, the seriousness that he would always have filling his words and sight, "But giving up out of fear for our own sake, for them... would make the scar deeper, they would win over us ten-fold" Barbannis leant back slightly, his tail swaying to one side, the ripple in his fur moving with each breath of wind that passed through the bright trees of the grove around them,

"You are not alone in this. You have me..." The wolf smiled, "And I'm sure Sol and Amarutu will one day return from their travels, we are not alone"

Nice... from the Silvertree Grove, "He was a Warrior".


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[The_Vizir]

21:36:23 ‹The_Vizir› where's Gaius when you need him...
31/03/2010 21:36:33 ‹The_Vizir› quick, somebody mention some obscure anime!
31/03/2010 21:36:45 ‹The_Vizir› if we don't drag in Gaius, maybe it'll lure in forge...
31/03/2010 21:36:46 ‹The_Vizir›
31/03/2010 21:38:03 ‹ddpej› You have fun baiting fate. I'm going to bed.
31/03/2010 21:38:19 ‹Luxon› Hm...
((...))
31/03/2010 21:38:59 ‹Luxon› Outlaw Star
((forge's name pops up on the chat list))
31/03/2010 21:39:08 ‹The_Vizir›
31/03/2010 21:39:12 ‹Luxon› Hey, Forge.
31/03/2010 21:39:16 ‹forgerofsouls› Yo

Sometimes, just sometimes

[The_Vizir]

And not 5 minutes later...

31/03/2010 21:47:53 ‹forgerofsouls› Goes to show that your idea of an Obscure Anime is still very american
31/03/2010 21:48:17 ‹Luxon› I mostly just said a random anime, really.
31/03/2010 21:48:24 ‹forgerofsouls› Want an obscure anime? Should have said Aishiteruze Baby...
31/03/2010 21:48:46 * Gaius joins Forest Gathering
31/03/2010 21:48:47 ‹The_Vizir›
31/03/2010 21:48:51 ‹Luxon› Probably why we got Forger instead of Gaius....
31/03/2010 21:48:53 ‹Luxon› ...
31/03/2010 21:48:53 ‹The_Vizir›
31/03/2010 21:48:57 ‹Luxon› There we go.
31/03/2010 21:48:57 ‹forgerofsouls›
31/03/2010 21:49:10 ‹The_Vizir› oh wow...
31/03/2010 21:49:13 ‹The_Vizir› seriously?
31/03/2010 21:49:14 ‹The_Vizir›
31/03/2010 21:49:15 ‹Gaius› Just read the quote, too...

I... don't know what to say

Seriously?

[JunoZXV]

and shortly after that:

21:53:06 * Juno wonders if he goes for the most wellknown/obscure anime
31/03/2010 21:53:12 ‹Juno› Excel Saga
31/03/2010 21:53:27 ‹Juno› Nope nothing!
31/03/2010 21:53:52 * Juno dons his party hat and goes to direct traffic
31/03/2010 21:54:27 ‹forgerofsouls› Yo Juno?
31/03/2010 21:54:31 ‹Gaius› What were you hoping would happen, though? forger or I would have joined again?
31/03/2010 21:54:53 ‹The_Vizir› I think he wanted code
31/03/2010 21:55:04 * CrhisaHoa joins Forest Gathering
31/03/2010 21:55:07 ‹CrhisaHoa› ... Mew?
31/03/2010 21:55:09 ‹forgerofsouls›
31/03/2010 21:55:14 ‹forgerofsouls› No go there
31/03/2010 21:55:26 ‹forgerofsouls› Yo Crhisa

[Gaeva Winged Unicorn]

Freaky chat magic!! O.o

[The_Vizir]

21/07/2010 19:28:01 * Gaius ... isn't sure he followed that. ^_^o
21/07/2010 19:28:37 * Gaius is quick to blame the dinner he hasn't eaten, and so activates the Oven-O-Matic.
(...)
21/07/2010 19:30:52 ‹ddpej› It slices, it dices, it prepares a four-course meal all on its own based on the best combination of items from your cupboards, fridge, and freezer!*
21/07/2010 19:30:55 ‹ddpej› *Price of items not included in analysis. Activate this feature at your own risk.
21/07/2010 19:31:09 ‹The_Vizir›
21/07/2010 19:31:17 ‹The_Vizir› point, dd!
21/07/2010 19:31:22 ‹Gaius› Well done!
21/07/2010 19:31:38 ‹Luxon›
21/07/2010 19:32:01 * ddpej shall cherish her point, and love it, and pet it and call it George..opoly.

Oh chat, it is times like this that your win and awesome easily outweighs your repeated fails and proves why we put up with you

[JunoZXV]

A non cannon conversation between Devon and Juno. (Annotated from chat) (With Statler and Waldorf)

Viz: He wants to bang that walking corpse
Juno: "Oh, I'll make something rise with that undead alright."
Devon: "That is quite a crack"
Juno: "OH you bet it is, specially when she leans over... I'd plunder that booty any day."
Devon: ...
Juno: "What? Don't tell me the Donkey can't take jokes about an ass!"
Statler and Waldorf: "Doh-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"
Devon: "Oh, jebus, the class act involved... It's like I signed up to take 30 hours, all in 'Vulgarity 101'!"
Juno: "Class? That's for reachers and students. I have none"
Statler: "And you never did!"
Waldorf: "Doh-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"

[The_Vizir]

Once again, Juno wins chat

04:24:41 * Juno changes his/her nickname to Luxon's Judgement
16/01/2011 04:24:45 ‹Luxon's Judgement› SLeeeeeeeeeeppppp
04:25:49 ‹Luxon's Judgement› Look at the chat room, now back to your bed, now back to the chatroom, now back to bed. Sadly the chat room isn't your bed, but in a few swift commands you could be resting in that bed, Look down, back up, what are you wearing? What do I care, you should be in pajamas!
16/01/2011 04:26:15 ‹Gaius›
16/01/2011 04:26:52 ‹Luxon's Judgement› What's in your hand? I have it, it's a keyboard and mouse, look again, the Parpherals are now Pillows! Anything is possible with a good nights sleep. I'm in your brain.

[The_Vizir]

Chat again:

05:55:13 * Luxon drops out of the sky at 20,010 mph, but lands without disturbing a single leaf on the ground.
23/01/2011 05:55:34 ‹Luxon› Morning.
23/01/2011 05:56:30 * Gaius holds up a 10 sign for the 'Grace' competition, but must regrettably hold up a 0 sign for the 'Single Leaf Disturbing' competition.
23/01/2011 05:58:39 * Luxon puts on a scary clown mask and eats all the leaves on the ground except for one.
23/01/2011 06:01:23 * Gaius makes an appeal to the judges, but they underline the first word, indicating that, at that particular moment, disturbing only one leaf is apparently the most important part of the ridiculous competition.
06:02:37 * The_Vizir grumbles about bloody exalted and how back in his day he'd just use a hold plant spell and then an illusion spell...
23/01/2011 06:03:09 * Luxon argues that he did only disturb one leaf. It had to watch the rest of them get eaten, and they're all dead now.
23/01/2011 06:03:37 ‹The_Vizir›
23/01/2011 06:03:48 ‹The_Vizir› Bravo!
23/01/2011 06:03:52 ‹Gaius› ... Well-played.
23/01/2011 06:03:52 ‹The_Vizir› Well played!

[JunoZXV]

Well any excuse to get this thread back up.
Mah brain: "And what about Juno?"
"Mmmmhhh I'd definitely hit that."
"But, if you hit Juno, all the candy would spill out."

[The_Vizir]

01:35:20 ‹Grey› "Tomato, Potato"
01:35:32 ‹The_Vizir› Tomato Tomahto
01:35:37 ‹The_Vizir› ...
01:35:58 ‹Grey› "Whatever you guys eat. Always thought it was called Potato, though..."
01:36:02 * The_Vizir sighs
01:36:46 ‹Entropy› "Mater, tater, right Lux?"
01:36:51 ‹Luxon› ... Prepare to die!
01:36:58 * Luxon chases Entropy around for a while.
...
01:40:15 ‹Grey› "Wouldn't expect anyone who prounounces data Day-tah to understand. Or advertisment ad-vert-tis-ment."
01:40:27 ‹The_Vizir› or gray Grey?
01:40:32 ‹Grey› "SHADDUP!"
01:41:17 * Luxon learned to pronounce "data" from Star Trek.
01:41:48 ‹Entropy› "Dater, right?"
01:42:04 ‹Luxon› On this very day, I shall strike thee down, demon!
01:42:10 * Luxon continues the chase.

[Windra]

Instead, the fireball flew too far before it exploded, and the force hurled Entropy unceremoniously down to faceplant onto the platform.

"I'm okay..." she declared in an unsteady voice as she staggered to her feet. "I meant to... uh... There was a fly."

Our favorite resident succubus. =D
Go Entropy go!

[Windra]

"I looked at it!" she repeated, eyes wide with fear and voice full of desperation.

"Maybe you should just get to the choppa," Zom suggested.

Entropy seemed to calm down a bit.

"Yeah, maybe I should just get... what's a choppa?"

Zom gestured to the Beluga. Entropy was quiet for another moment while she considered the advice.

"Get to the choppa!" she then yelled, loudly enough to cause Zom to cringe, and bolted off in that direction dragging the vampire along all the way through the transport's hatch.

Entropy and Rekka, from the Prison thread.

Ahh, to witness the slow degeneration of a serious thread ... xD But here in the UV ... it ain't UV if you can't get your jabs in once in a while.

[Scribbling in a pad.] I'm starting to learn of so many ways to screw with Entropy. Oh yes. There will be pranking. >D

[The_Vizir]

Chat, yet again:

22:21:12 ‹Luxon› I'm only one man.
22:21:24 ‹Luxon› Or one dragon-man.
22:21:29 ‹Luxon› Or maybe just a dragon.
22:21:52 ‹Luxon› But either way, I'm Luxooooon! Luxooooon!