Unicorns Visions Quotes (possibly mature content)

[Gaius]

*sees, about a month on, that he's about to not help the ratio of IC-to-Chat Quotes*
*is conflicted*
...
*posts anyway*

21:14:33 ‹Luxon› I'm pretty sure "Indiana" really does mean "Land of the Indians," though.
21:16:01 ‹Luxon› Just... calling it the "Land of the Flowland People" really points out how off-base that naming process actually was.
21:16:36 ‹The_Vizir› heh... if they wanted to reduce that further... it goes back through Hindu to Indus to Sindh - River Province
21:16:42 ‹The_Vizir› Land of the river province
21:16:42 ‹The_Vizir›
21:16:43 ‹Gaius› Sounds about right. "See? This isn't so bad! You guys get your own land! Like you did before we got here. Only you had more of it then. But at least your land holdings have scaled down to match your new population size! Again, our bad about the smallpox. The blankets were kind of a dick move."
21:16:49 ‹The_Vizir› actually
21:17:05 ‹The_Vizir› oh hey
21:17:10 ‹The_Vizir› that is how they reduced it
21:17:19 ‹The_Vizir›
21:17:34 ‹The_Vizir› right-o
21:17:38 ‹Gaius›
21:18:25 ‹The_Vizir› that's where your state's name ultimate derives from, Lux - the Sindh
21:20:38 ‹Luxon› "Also, we're not actually giving you this land to live in. We're going to be the ones living here, we're just naming it after you. Also, we're not actually naming it after you either, we're naming it after the people we thought you were when we first encountered you. And it wasn't even you we encountered, it was some people on an island in the Caribbean."

[Gaeva Winged Unicorn]

That conversation just got worse and worse

[The_Vizir]

Isala was silent for a moment.

"Actually, I can see the forest perfectly well," she said. "As should any person of decent moral character, I should think."

At that, Entropy paused.

"Oh... yes... of course," Entropy stammered. "Now that you mention it, I can see the forest perfectly well," Entropy lied. "There it is being all... foresty," Entropy observed. "You can see it too, can't you Zom?" Entropy asked.

"No," the vampiress answered.

"Well, that must be because of your moral shortcomings," Entropy surmised dismissively.

"Must be," Zom conceded.

-- Luxon Cobrat, from the Prison thread

I'll admit, I lolled

[Sky Lily]

I laughed quite a bit, myself. xD

[Gaeva Winged Unicorn]

It got a very amused facepalm from me as well ^_^

[The_Vizir]

00:19:16 ‹Entropy› "I thought the background was supposed to look like it was made out of human skin."
00:20:08 ‹The_Vizir› I thought it was supposed to be parchment
00:20:16 ‹The_Vizir› we should talk to Gaeva about this
00:20:18 ‹Entropy› "I mean, I didn't think Gaeva was into that kind of magic, but I guess you can never tell.

Gaeva... what are you planning here with chat?

[Pandoras_Box]

03:12:25 ‹SpazzChild› Well you'll know it's me climbing through the window cause ill have a dildo stuck on my forehead
03:13:23 ‹SpazzChild› Then you'll have to chase me around while i'm shrieking and trying to climb into the ceiling like some opossum
03:14:16 ‹Luxon› That will be a fun report to write.
03:14:31 ‹SpazzChild› Wouldn't it?
03:15:14 ‹Luxon› I don't think I'm actually going to run in this uniform, though.
03:15:50 ‹SpazzChild› What's wrong with the uniform?
03:17:54 ‹Luxon› It's a uniform.
03:18:22 ‹SpazzChild› Sooo... I could just run in circles around you and you wouldn't do much?
03:19:28 ‹Luxon› Unless I shot you, I guess.
03:19:50 * Luxon doesn't actually have a gun, so that's out.
03:19:57 ‹SpazzChild› Well dang!
03:21:19 ‹SpazzChild› I've got a feeling that after meeting me you'd at least invest in a tranquilizer.
03:22:48 ‹Luxon› Someone might.

[The_Vizir]

Hi, I don't know if you met us...

We accidentally summoned ancient elder beings of shadow into chat a few days ago.

Yes.

[Athaiyel]

Hahaha! Awe man. Gotta be careful of going in those chatrooms. Never know what'll pop outta peoples mouths.

[Gaeva Winged Unicorn]

00:19:16 ‹Entropy› "I thought the background was supposed to look like it was made out of human skin."
00:20:08 ‹The_Vizir› I thought it was supposed to be parchment
00:20:16 ‹The_Vizir› we should talk to Gaeva about this
00:20:18 ‹Entropy› "I mean, I didn't think Gaeva was into that kind of magic, but I guess you can never tell.

Gaeva... what are you planning here with chat?

I...I don't know what you guys are talking about. I may want to keep it that way.

[The_Vizir]

22:08:00 ‹Luxon› Grah. I also meant to finagle some kind of joke out at Connal's expense over the people getting turned into pigs...
22:10:22 ‹The_Vizir› something something how are pigs awesome if they're also demons something?
22:10:29 ‹The_Vizir› no wait, that would get Entropy pissed
22:10:35 ‹The_Vizir› I'm not feeling the funny tonight...
22:13:18 ‹Entropy› "Something something, not a pig, rawr."
22:14:24 ‹The_Vizir› rawr?
22:14:29 ‹Entropy› "Okay, dude, you've got me doing the deadpanning now? This really wasn't in the contract."
22:14:43 ‹The_Vizir› ...
22:15:02 * The_Vizir is criticalled by Entropy's Turn the Tables

[Gaius]

The context on that last one, ladies and gents, includes a) Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door's 4th Chapter in which the ringing of a church bell turns villagers into pigs, and b) Connall the wereboar/-pig or something guy concept who's lurked in my brain long enough that I should charge rent. For the rest, just lean back and enjoy the silly.

[The_Vizir]

20:31:03 ‹The_Vizir› but that's forge's call
20:31:07 ‹The_Vizir› LORD FORGER!
20:31:26 ‹Toil› *clutches at ears with paws* "THAT ISN'T GOING TO WORK"
...
20:31:34 ‹The_Vizir› Really, 'cause I thought...
20:32:04 ‹Toil› *shakes head vigerously* "You're not as powerful as you think you are, but you are louder"
20:32:10 ‹The_Vizir› ... drat
20:32:20 ‹The_Vizir› and good luck then, Lux
20:33:01 * forgerofsouls joins Main Chat
20:33:22 ‹Luxon› The thing is, I know how Zom will believably act, but I don't know how to describe how she'll act.
20:33:41 ‹Entropy› "..."
20:33:58 ‹Entropy› "WHERE IS YOUR SCIENCE NOW!"

[Gaeva Winged Unicorn]

Please tell me that was just an awesome coincidence

[The_Vizir]

Yes.

[Windra]

That raptor must have summoned it! That raptor must have read her thoughts, then thrown her into the Darkness to show her its power, and summoned that dragon in case Entropy still hadn't learned her lesson. Well, she had learned her lesson! To show it, she threw herself to the ground on her knees before the raptor and bowed as low as she could possibly bow, hands folded as if in prayer.

"Please, Master, have mercy!" she wailed. "I had no idea you were such a mighty wizard! I'm sorry I wanted to--"

Cutting herself off in mid-sentence, she flattened herself out completely prostrate on the ground.

"I-I'll do anything you want!" she begged. "Just... Please forgive me!"

From mishayirth's joining thread.
A freaking Entropy is a fun one.

[Sky Lily]

I enjoy Entropy xD

[Gaeva Winged Unicorn]

I just confuse her with Zom apparently

[The_Vizir]

05:07:25 ‹Luxon› Also, science proves that the universe should be named after Luxon's state because if you arrange the letters L, u, x, o, and n, in that order, it spells "Luxon."
05:08:14 ‹Luxon› Also, because I'm in my sixteenth hour of awakeness.

Welp, I cannot argue with this logic

*throws hands up in defeat* All hail Emperor Lux I of the Indiana Galaxy, I suppose?

[Gaeva Winged Unicorn]

Flawless logic.