Fleas *sigh*

Post by **Windra** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:59 am

<div style="text-align:center">Jafger showed her would-be tattoo to bonezombie. Though Scarlet could make out little more than blurred figures and indecipherable objects that were too dark to make out, she definitely took notice of the little pinpricks of light that appeared on the marking when the bag of bones got close to the unicorn person. She ooo'ed and ahhh'ed at the sight, because it reminded her vaguely of a Christmas tree. 
 
"Purrrrty." 
 
Juno came to and examined them when Morte couldn't figure out what he was looking at. There were more exchanges of light, though Scarlet still couldn't see what was on the supposed 'map'. So she let the pirate and the bonezombie and the werewolf ponder over where they were supposed to go while she amused herself. 
 
By juggling her grenades. 
 
With the pins still in, mind you. 
 
Juggle juggle juggle ... 
 
"We have a heading." 
 
"Then what the feck do we be's standing around here fer?" Scarlet asked, impatience clear in her voice. "C'mon c'mooooon, the more we lag the less treasure dere be's!" 
 
A pause. 
 
"I WANNA SEE if they have a HAND in there! And some baddies to decapitate!" 
 
Another pause. 
 
"And some Toxic Shock. Mmmm radioactive energy drink." <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"> 
 
She pulled open one side of her jacket and stopped juggling, allowing the grenades to fall back into some inner pocket and revealing, just for the moment, two gun holsters holding her precious Colts.</div>

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Post by **Jafger** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:26 am

[ooc] I think I'm going to color code her shape changes so you can tell more easily what shift she's in.[/ooc] 
 
Jafger shrugged at Juno's strange behavior and hitched the strap of her dress back up onto her shoulder. "I know its that way somewhere." She said waving generally in the direction of the forest. "But if you've got a better suggestion I'm all ears. Do you have a specific route in mind? Or shall we just cut through the forest and hope nothing eats us as we go?" She slid a pointed look in Scarlet's direction, and slid into her unicorn form to await a response. 
 
~*~*~ 
 
Cabel scratched himself leisurely and watched the fun and games. "Well, this has been fun and I'm glad to see we've got a heading, since it's that away," He waved at the forest in a pretty good impression of the unicorn woman, "So I'm gonna go sniff around. Anyone else coming?" 
 
He examined the toenails he had been using to scratch himself with, ate his last surviving flea, and trotted off towards the woods. His nose already flat to the ground searching for something filthy and disgusting to roll in.

Post by **JunoZXV** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:05 am

"Actually I'd be more worried about Scarlet eating us..." Juno mutterd to Jafger. Then went bact to adressing the group. 
 
"There used to be two routes to the mountains, one is though the forest to the mangled tree, as the map states. The other. qicker route was though the caves, but the entrence caved in. I'd suggest the best way is though the woods. Just be on your toes... This side of the forest tends to be less secure." 
 
Death merely nodded as he swung his scythe to collect the Flea soul then followed Juno after he marched back to the dhingy, took out a various assortment of items, (there was a teapot sitting on top of spider legs...) and marched back following Cabel into the forest.

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Post by **Windra** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:43 am

(Creativity is shot right now) 
 
Scarlet heard them whispering about her (heeey, sensitive hearing, remember? Silently spoken words had a hard time passing by her unnoticed) and her mouth split into a grin that went from ear to ear. They were mroe afraid of her eating them? Haha, compliment! 
 
"Awwwwthanks!" 
 
Jafger went on to ask what the best route to take would be, and Juno elaborated on that, mentioning there were two paths. but one of them was through the caves and was all blocked up. Scarlet mused over how she had a bunch of grenades that could blow anything to smithereens and pouted at the fact that she would be deprived of explosions today. 
 
"Awwww ... " 
 
"This side of the forest tends to be less secure." 
 
Scarlet laughed outright. 
 
"Holy shit no kiddin'!" she exclaimed, seeing in the distance a massive figure (Verierr) moving sluggishly form the Woods to the Mountains. At the rate he was moving, it would be a half hour to an hour before he reached wherever he was going. 
 
"Ah well ... " She ran after the three. "HEYWAITUP! Jaaaaaaaaaaaf c'mon!"

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Post by **Jafger** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:33 am

Jafger snorted and broke into a canter to catch up with the rest.  
 
The forest seemed darker and creepier then Cabel remembered it, but then the last time he had explored it he had had the better part of a bottle of whiskey. Ok, most of the whiskey. Hadn't that other 'wolf gotten some of it? Pity. He paused as he caught scent of something particularly inviting, and wandered off the trail momentarily to have a look at it. What he found was wonderful, a half rotten rabbit left abandoned in its trap. He seized it happily, pulled it out of the trap and trotted back into line. "Look!" He said through the mouthful of fur. "It's still good too! Only about a week old. Anyone want some?" 
 
He leapt up the steep incline of the trail and dropped the rabbit momentarily. "Nevermind, I'll save it for dinner. Um...how far is it to the mountains anyway? Are we going to have to spend the night...in here?"

Post by **JunoZXV** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:13 am

"Er.. shouldn't be that long... It depends on how fast you walk.. of couse I flew..." Juno murmered to himeself as he got off topic. 
 
Death just hovered by him not saying anything, it was kinda creepy how the hood just floated there beside Juno with the scyte in hand. To anywone who was watching you could almost expect to see fish line holding death up. 
 
"There's the tree!" Juno pointed to a garbled looking thing in the distance. Then paused. 
 
"... Woah... looks like something took a good bite out of it..."

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Post by **Windra** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:23 am

<div style="text-align:center">Scarlet came to a pause beside all of them, tilting her head, shocker yellow bangs falling to the side of her face as glazed facets observed the crippled fauna. 
 
"Looks like sumthin' I ate on a dare once ... " 
 
She pulled a 'flasher' and yanked her jacket open. Clawed hands dove for an inner pocket and whipped out a grenade. 
 
"Can I blow it uuuup!?"</div>

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Post by **Jafger** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:43 am

Cabels jaws eased slightly on the rabbit and he crouched involuntarily as he sniffed at the tree. "You guys? I don't think we should stay here. In fact, I think we should go, now, fast!" 
 
He began to dash away, then stopped and dashed back, flying behind his four companions. The bushes rustled dramatically, and a small fox popped out of the bushes to growl at them impressionably. 
 
Cabel relaxed a fraction of a second, and then tensed up again as several more animals appeared, and behaved as strangely as animals could. A stag broke through the underbrush alongside a wolf, song birds came with hawks, and even a boar made an appearance. They took no notice of each other, intent on their pray, and the only thing they had in common was a tattoo on their left shoulder, or nearest equivalent

Post by **Windra** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:48 am

(KEWH. Wrong thread <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> )

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Post by **JunoZXV** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:57 pm

Death dissapeared with his fameous popping act. Juno just ignored the escape tactic and backflipped, one of his weightly weapons strapped to his back unravled revealing a large laquer plank with strings across it. 
 
He landed on one leg, the other crossed over it, and then the plank landed on top with a nice hollow thud. He then raised his hands up, the black sleeves dropping at elbow level and then traced his claws. 
 
The animals paused wondering what the heck he was doing. Juno just mainatined this awe inspireing came look... Then he raised his hands. And began to tune the strings. 
 
The boar charged, aming for Juno. 
 
A small pluck here and there... then he gave the strings a forward stroke like he was pusing something away from his body... A chord broke out... 
 
Then the charcing animal infront of him seemed to got limp, the body contuig to fly forward ten rather limply. Juno then swivvled to the side, letting the limp thing go past on it's colision course with the gound. When it landed there was a clean gash seperating its head from the rest of it's body. 
 
Juno than began to procede to play. 

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Post by **Windra** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:12 pm

<div style="text-align:center">Was that ... ? Oh yeah. It was. 
 
A massive army. 
 
Of cute fuzzy things. 
 
Scarlet blinked, then buckled over. Laughing so hard that she was holding her stomach. 
 
"BWAHAHA! Look look BAMBI'S ARMY!" 
 
The mad-hyena-cackle kept on for a few moments more, until a flock of geese, a squirrel, and a donkey with a half an ear ran at her. She was still guffawing as claws ripped through internal organs, splattering btis of fur and mangled body parts here and there. The group that attacked her were no more in a simple matter of seconds. 
 
"Is that ALL?! C'MON WHERE ARE TEH DRAGONS?! ANd ... and VERTIGRATHS!? and CERBERUS?!" 
 
SHe sliced and dices through skulls and spinal cords, through ribcages and femurs. 
 
"Where's a damned <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Re ... ant_Spider" target="top">BLACK TIGER</a> when you be's needing one?!"</div>

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Post by **Jafger** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:45 am

Cabel happily pounced on an intestine, and then discovered that another wolf wanted it too. Well, he knew what to do about that. He puffed his fur straight out, and growled. The wolf didn't growl back, it only attacked. Cabel was a bit taken aback, but it was not after all a new moon yet and some wolfish instincts still remained. He leapt forward, teeth flashing and ripped open the wolf's face. 
 
He wasn't quite fast enough, the wolf took the blow and went straight forward, digging his sharp teeth into his neck, pressing for the vein of life that would be the end of him. He whined and struggled, and suddenly he felt a mammoth tug, and the jaws went slack. Cabel backed up, halfway between running and fighting, just in time to see the dratted unicorn flinging the wolf she had speared over her shoulder. "Hey! That was mine!" He snapped at her. The unicorn made a noncommental toot and squished a rabbit. 
 
Cabel growled back and took out his feelings on a particularly unpleasant bird. It didn't help much. It took the hawk, a snake and a rather large portion of the stag before he did feel better. A slight trimmer in the earth gave him pause. Something big was coming their way. He sniffed the air uneasily, and took up a defensive position behind Scarlet. "By the clicking of my claws, something wicked this way paws." He murmured in her ear.

Post by **JunoZXV** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:41 am

"Tyrant?" Juno asked stupidly as he kicked the instrument at his legs upwards, causing it to flip and fly landing back in its holister. He then reached for his next weapon of choice, a glove jammbed back into a giant lizard head. There was a booming sound, followered by another. His eye scanned ahead. 
 
"Shite! Neither of Umbrella or DF! I know what that is! I just can't think of the name for it!" 
He tried to calm down noting that what ever it was happened to be extremely slow... but also extrememly powerful. 
 
"There's only one thing to do at a time like this. Search the bodies for loose change!" 
 
Juno then bent down looking at the dead creature's boides for any pockets or personal posessions. All that came up what the condience of the tatoo. 
 
"Ok second plan. Run!" 
 
Juno proceded to straighten up and break into a sprint, heading for the mountians, he did this for about a minute and the booming stopped, then it picke up more rapidly as if in a charge. Juno ran back. Yelling at the top of his lungs. 
 
"Run for your lives were, gonna die! It's a Heavy Arm!" 
 
And as if to queston what a "Heavy arm" was, well it came barreling out of the brush later, a little slower than the speed of an oncoming truck but it was just as large, black and leathal looking. 
 
It looked like a B.O.W. made completley of bone, but definatley in the tyrant class, save for no exposed weak spot. The behemoth creature was aslo composed off shadow and it appeared to be intent with crushing the pirate to a pulp. For It just barrled on chasing Juno. 
 
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Post by **Windra** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:41 am

<div style="text-align:center">The massive army of small furred beasties was dying downt o virtually nil whent he ground started to shake, growing worst and worst by the second. Whatever was coming, was a helluvalot bigger than the little wolves and squirrels and deer running around trying to stampede them. 
 
Cabel came up behind her and whispered a rhyme, and Scarlet was set off into a fit of cackling again. 
 
"Heheeeeee, WITCHES' BREW!" 
 
Juno ran off and came back screaming. Scarlet flung away a frog that leapt for her face and swung around just in time to see the Heavy Arm come charging through. A mockery of the Tyrant, it was ginormous, even compared to the massive bi-product Titan that they'd encountered on the Nevada/Deep Forest barrier earlier. Scarlet was positively slavering at the mouth. 
 
"Hogeeeeeeeeze! IZZO PURTY!" 
 
She ran past Juno in the opposite direction, heading for the beast rather than fleeing from it. Claws were brandished as she eapt at it, steel-toed boots aiming to land on its arm so she could clamber her way onto its back. To its skull. To any spot that would provide a target for a lethal hit. 
 
"NOW THAT's a TROPHY! Thanatos, eat yer heart out ya speedo-wearing freako!" 
 
After that blatant Resident Evil: Outbreak reference, she yelled back to Cabel and Jafger. 
 
"Ya might wanna be runnin' from 'ere kiddies! LEt the pro's handle theeeeeeeeses!"</div>

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Post by **Jafger** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:47 am

Jafger made a negative snort and charged forward, dancing in and out of range of the massive creature. Her horn didn't do much more then irritate the monster, but it did succeed in occasionally distracting the monster from it's rider. She dodged out of range again as it took a swipe at her and blew a half nervous, half war-like trumpet on her horn. 
 
~*~*~ 
Cabel watched the fun and games for a few nervous seconds, then looked over at Juno. "Shall we run for our lives?"

Post by **JunoZXV** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:34 pm

Juno stopped running earlier and had been standing by cable at the moment the wolf spoke 
 
"Yes but aim in the direction of the forest. I'll demonstrate." 
 
Juno ran forward, behind Scarlet. "I'm it!" He yelled as he patted her across the waist, snaching a grenade from her belt as his boot laden foot conected with her rear. He then planted his other foot upon her back, then the pressure released off of her butt and on her shoulder, then there was another step off of Scarlet's head. He flew forward at the Heavy Arm's face. 
 
"Tag! Your it!" He yelled, jamming the grenade between the small fish shaped opeing of the Heavy arm's face. he then pulled the pin and flippe down the backside of the monster and rolled behind it. 
 
There was a thundrous explosion as the body went limp, the bony face plate blown to smitherenes by the incendiery. 
 
"No tagbacks!" Juno called out as the Heavy arm slumped over, limp and unanimated. 
 
Then there was a whirling sound. The partially headless body got up and turned around, Juno looked at it a little awestruck and a little paralized in fear. There was the sound of something drillinga as the arms and legs proceded to sepearate, forming an interesting transformation. The bone golem bent low, the legs seperateing and rejoing, making thinner legs for the limbs but aslo a vicious barbed tail of bone. The hands sepereated into similar thin apendages, the remains of the head then sunk into the bonemonster as the shoulder blades seemed to blink with a red light. Upon is back lay an enromous contraption of grears that animated the creature. It's clicking and whirling seemed to be drounded out by the pirates shouting. 
 
"Cheeter! Cheeter! No turning into a giant killer insect!" 
 
The creature turned around and scuttered towards him, scarlet on the back, her position making it look like she was going to ride the thing like a rodeo bull. Juno decided it was a bit wise to run a bit more.

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Post by **Windra** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:47 am

<div style="text-align:center">A rodeo bull? More like a cybernetic spider. 
 
She'd landed on the thing's back, right in front of the gears. In outrage the insectile machination lashed back at her with one of its many limbs. But Scarlet jumped out of the way and the only result the monster got was a crackling snap as bone hit bone. 
 
"Stop hittin' yousself STOP HITTIN' YOUSSELF!" singsonged the V-ACT. 
 
She bounded backwards and onto the pile of gears. The claws of her left hand held onto the mockery of technology, while the other flagged the air. She made the gesture of throwing a hat in the air, even though she didn't have one. 
 
"YEEEEEEEEEEEHAW! C'mon liddle dawgeh GIDDYUP!" 
 
The Heavy Arm gone insect started bucking madly. Scarlet was holding on with little difficulty, the glee on her face showing she was loving every minute of this. 
 
"WHOA NELLEH!" 
 
Smash, smash! as the creature jumped on the earth. Finally it gave up and swung two more arms at her. The first one Scarlet ducked, but the other hit her in the back and sent her fying. Clawed fingers of one hand dove for a Colt Python and she started to fire. 
 
She used her free limb as leverage - grabbing onto a jutting gear and flinging herself upright. Then she yanked out the other magnum and ran circles around the exposed back, the firing consecutive with her possessed laughter. Each bullet was powerful enough that the monster shook each time it was hit. 
 
"HAHA!" 
 
Blamblamblam! Legs tried to attack but they couldn't reach Scarlet. She was running too fast. Firing too much. When the magnums finally emitted a click instead of an explosion, she holstered them and dove for the gears with her claws. Ripping into the parts she'd weakened and tearing them apart. A cavity was revealed. 
 
She grabbed one of her grenades, yanked the catch out, and shoved it in. Then leapt backwards off of the monster. 
 
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Post by **Jafger** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:29 am

Unicorns were among the bravest creatures on earth, but after dodging five or six deadly blows and landing nothing but pain for herself, Jafger decided Juno and Scarlet had things well in hand and galloped off after the fleeing wolf and the Captain. She gave a musical snort of astonishment as the thing died...and rose to life, slightly smaller. Things simply weren't right in this forest. She wondered vagely if the fox had been killed or if it had carried off the news of the attack to its master. Often enough, that was what the foxes had been used for, when she had spent her days in the mountains. She shuddered slightly and lengthened her stride enough to catch up with Cabel. She sang out a question as soon as she was sure the werewolf could hear. 
 
Cabel nearly jumped out of his skin when the black haired bratt came galloping up on his right, blasting whistles and shrieks and other awful noises from her horn. "Just because I don't want to commit suicide like you, doesn't mean I'm a coward. It's just not my time of the moon is all. I'd like to see you take me on when the night is red and all is cast in shadow! We're closer to new moon then anything else. I'll be human then. What do you think of that? 
 
The unicorn chuckled and made a slightly lewd sound that could have meant anything. Cabel new exactly what she was talking about. 
 
"Leave her out of this. You're just jealous. I don't see any stallions fawning over you, eh?" 
 
The unicorns ears flattened immediately and her horn lowered. Cabel yelped as he felt a hard horn slide under his belly and flip him onto his back. 
 
"Cheater! You're just a big bully. I don't think I like you." 
 
The unicorn snorted, kicked the air above his head, and scampered off. 
 
Women.

Post by **JunoZXV** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:49 am

"You know I've always wondered..." Juno mutterred to himslef as he ran around in circles trying to avoid the creature. "Why doesn't it use the huge bony tai- OOOFFFFAAAH!" 
 
As if on ironical cue, the tail came whipping about, sending the pirate high and flying into the busted tree. There he crashed for a bit when a sudden explosion sounded out. He sat up and looked down at the bone scorpion thing. It had a huge smouldering hole in it... 
 
"Good going Scarlet!" He cheered then reared back in horror. Aparrently this thing was also built with a magical back up. He knew what to do. Juno promptley reached into his pocket and pulled out this trusty six shooter, which had been loaded with V-act antidote at the time. He reloaded it with some sort of glass bullets with a green liquid content. And sat there waiting for a clear shot as the creature tried ramming into the broken tree over and over again to have the pirate fall down. 
 
"Wait for it..." 
 
A craking thud as the tree was hit, followed shortly by the sound of splintering wood. 
 
"Wait for it..." 
 
Another thud, the backside was exposed. 
 
"Em pace resquat!" Juno roared as he pulled the trigger, a bolt of green shot outhitting the opening in the creatures back. Instantly it went rigid and then the black cloth around it seemed to evaporate, leaving stationary mechanics and lots of bone it just stood there dormant, both of it's core's destroyed. 
 
"Yeah ha! We killed it, We killed it!" Juno danced a little jig in the tree and then looked around. 
 
"Uh oh... I think I'm stuck... Can someone call the firedepartment? Uhhh.... Meow?"

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Post by **Windra** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:35 am

<div style="text-align:center">The beastie was done for. It had to be. Juno shot something at it and it suddenly came to a standstill in front of the tree he was staking out. Scarlet bounded forward and gave it a once over. Then she proceded to do a little victory dance around the deady thing, poking and prodding it every time she stopped. 
 
"HAHA! Who'se the dead one? You're da dead one! Who'se da dead one? You're da dead one! WHACHO gotta say 'bout THAT!" 
 
A mad laugh. 
 
"Ahaaaa, you can't, cuz you gots no life no mores. Yeah. And cuz youse got no mouth .. and cuz youse butt ugle fugly, FUGLY! HA!" 
 
There was a shard of glass on the ground. Scarlet scooped it up and looked it over. There was a trace of yellow gel-ish liquid on the tip of it, and the scent of it was very damned familiar. She gave an experimental lick of it and scrunched up her face. The shard was dropped to the ground. Scar pointed an accusatory claw at Juno up in the tree. 
 
"YOUUUUU! Stole mah V-Suuprrrrrrrrrresoooooooor! Ebilebil yo-ho!" It was around this time she noticed he was stuck in a tree and shouted at the top of her lungs, Freakazoid style, "KITTY KITTY!" 
 
Scarlet headed back for Jafger and Cabel. "Okies you two, where we be's goin' next?"</div>

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