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The move has been completed successfully! Everything appears to have survived the move just fine, but if anyone finds a broken link or anything else that doesn't work as it should, please make a post in Away from the Woods to let me know, thank you.
RP News: ~November 19th 2015~ (Old RP News)
There is no current plot. The forests welcome new travelers within these lands.
Event Status: Not Active (each accepted character allowed to RP in multiple RP threads)
RP Season: Summer
This means everything is green, flowers are everywhere, and the shining sun creates a need for shady shelter on the warmest days.
Spam Sillyness
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Nooooo! All the way in Japan? D8
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Any days when I get a free power metal CD is a good day 
*puts on The Power Within - AND TURNS IT UP TO 11! YEHAW!*
*puts on The Power Within - AND TURNS IT UP TO 11! YEHAW!*
He asked us: "Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
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When I buy TMNT toys (for myself) I simply don't say anything! Except hello, thanks and bye of course 
When I bought the Sims 3 the guy asked if it was for a/my kid, and I told him nope, all mine! Another time when I bought a WoW expansion one of em felt the need to question me as well, but nope! All mine again!
When I bought the Sims 3 the guy asked if it was for a/my kid, and I told him nope, all mine! Another time when I bought a WoW expansion one of em felt the need to question me as well, but nope! All mine again!
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Last time I felt childish for buying anything was the Pokemon game ... Black?
I goofily said that I felt like a kid again. :]
I goofily said that I felt like a kid again. :]
"We all change, when you think about it, we're all different people; all through our lives, and that's okay, that's good, you've gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be."
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I've only bought one game over the past year.
It was Mass Effect III.
I either a) Hate myself b) have a morbid curiosity c) PLOT HOLE!
It was Mass Effect III.
I either a) Hate myself b) have a morbid curiosity c) PLOT HOLE!
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Rock!
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
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A+B+C= Morbid Hole of Hate
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that pretty much sums up Mass Effect III, yes... morbid hole of hate for the fans.
He asked us: "Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
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I only played a bit of Mass Effect. Can't remember which one.
Weird ...
Weird ...
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ME1 was the perfect game for me - a cool little sci fi game focusing on exploration, with strong character customization and really neat music. It was awesome.
ME2 was good, it took out a lot of the customization and exploration, but did make the characters and story better (and made it more action-y)
ME3... I enjoyed the multiplayer more than the single player. And then there was the ending that was so bad, Bioware had to issue a free DLC to "enhance" (read fix) it... blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. At least they brought back some customization in ME3, and it did play well as a game. But seriously... they dropped the composer for the first two games and brought in a fellow from Hollywood, they got big name actors to play some of the new roles, etc...
There have been rants in chat about it, yes...
ME2 was good, it took out a lot of the customization and exploration, but did make the characters and story better (and made it more action-y)
ME3... I enjoyed the multiplayer more than the single player. And then there was the ending that was so bad, Bioware had to issue a free DLC to "enhance" (read fix) it... blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. At least they brought back some customization in ME3, and it did play well as a game. But seriously... they dropped the composer for the first two games and brought in a fellow from Hollywood, they got big name actors to play some of the new roles, etc...
There have been rants in chat about it, yes...
He asked us: "Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
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How To give A Cat A Pill:
1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
8 ) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss-back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve the f------ cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
13) Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
15) Arrange for SPCA to collect cat and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
8 ) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss-back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve the f------ cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
13) Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
15) Arrange for SPCA to collect cat and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
He asked us: "Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
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Those are the best cat-pill directions I have ever seen. xD
*~Old as the sky, old as the moon, and quite obsessed with oreo icecream~*
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Sad but true.
"We all change, when you think about it, we're all different people; all through our lives, and that's okay, that's good, you've gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be."
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Best except for one thing: they don't work. No, I like the good old method. Get paste and smear it all over when trying to get MOST of it in the mouth of the cat. Fail.
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Mow :3
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Look who's back from the dead. =D
"We all change, when you think about it, we're all different people; all through our lives, and that's okay, that's good, you've gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be."
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KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! *takes out flamethrower*
He asked us: "Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
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The_Vizir
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Its snowing up a storm here...
On October 2nd.
Mon pays ce n'est pas un pays, c'est l'hiver
On October 2nd.
Mon pays ce n'est pas un pays, c'est l'hiver
He asked us: "Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!