Fleas *sigh*

Post by **Jafger** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:17 pm

Cabel yelped and shifted into his wolf form, splashing enough of the water on himself to hide the fact that water was not the only liquid in the near vicinity. 
 
"HELP! He's come for me! Scarlet! Help! Talk to him! Arrange a deal! Anything!!" 
 
He leaped after her, scrabbled over her to the nearest tree limb and finding he was way too high off the ground for his comfort (about shoulder level for Death) he clung there and whimpered. 
 
~*~*~ 
 
Jafger waded the rest of the way over, rung out her sopping dress disgustedly, and changed back to her unicorn form. She marched over to the tree, rattled her horn against the branch Cabel was on (Cabel yelped.) and made a series of discordant notes that were no doubt some sort of unicorn profanity. As she passed death, a queer set of tattoos glowed briefly in his presence, and then faded as she neared Cabel. 
 
The stupid wolf laid his ear back in respones to some of her words, and her last comment finally worked. "Call me a coward all you like, but my mother was not a vegan." He snarled at her. "Fine. I'm coing down. Saucy little...mare."

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Post by **JunoZXV** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:28 pm

"Honestly Mort, you really love drama!" Came a voice from the river. This had sound acompanying it. Traveling upstream was a dhingy and sitting in it was a black clad pirate. 
 
"I swear you would have taken up the role of spectre if you had a chance...." 
 
BUT THIS IS BETTER THAN THAT. 
Another poping noise and there was a visable black cloak sitting next to the pirate. It had form... but no body on the inside. In spite of this... 
"Hey there's the horsey from earlier. Hi horsey!" Juno waved. 
 
YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN HAVENT YOU? 
 
"Nope... er... maybe... yes, I definatley have not been drinking." 
 
Death just glared at him. 
 
"I swear to drunk, I'm not god!"

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Post by **Windra** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:43 pm

<div style="text-align:center">If there was anything a little more startling than Mort's overall appearance, it was how fast Scarlet reacted to Cabel's cry for help. She was off of the tree and on her feet in an instant, brandishing claws in a way that suggested getting away from the fight with her would mean more than a couple of broken bones. 
 
"HEYNOW! You be's scarying da wussy dawg!" 
 
Shadowboxing the air. 
 
"ONLY AHM S'POSE TO DO THAT! Baaaaaaad bonezombie!" 
 
Scarlet lunged, paying no heed to the unicorn bounding across the river, or how it shifted. But she missed again because the reaper jumped - er, vanished - from one side of the river to the other. Actually, to end up in a boat ... 
 
She'd heard the words, "I swear to drunk, I'm not god!" and her head shot up, glazed eyes wide with glee and a fast retort. 
 
"Of course you no be's god, I AM! BOW DOWN TO MEH, cuz I control yer braaaains!" 
 
Then she was gone from view, leaping up the tree by the branches, one by one. Until she came to Cabel. She scooped him up without any trouble and took a twenty foot plunge to the ground, landing heavily on the dirt, plumes of rocks and dust rolling away from her boots. 
 
"YOUSE be's chickum, but I know what'll cheers youse up!" She waved over to Juno. "HEY LADY! Cabbie's all nervousness. Doggies like bones - can I be's borrwin' a femur from bonezombie?"</div>

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Post by **Jafger** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:58 pm

Cabel screamed in a childish, squeaky way as he plummeted and clutched at Scarlet in unabashed terror. He hated heights. He brightened when Scarlet suggested a bone, and couldn't quite decide whether he should yip agreement, or shrink away. He wasn't sure he wanted to gnaw on the bones of death, but on the other hand...the opportunity was too good to miss. Mm. Scooby snack. 
 
~*~*~*~ 
 
Jafger made a muted noise of annoyance when everyone left just as she had gotten to the other side of the river. She glared after them, then finally waded back into the river. Stupid wolf. Stupid...what ever it was. Stupid Juno. She wasn't no two-bit hornless anti-magic mess, and unicorns were completely unrelated to horses. Maybe she should poke him. Yes, poking was a good idea. A crafty smile crept onto her lips, and she advanced towards the raft with a lowered horn.

Post by **JunoZXV** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:12 am

Death detected Cables intentions, the wagging tale and the comment sort of did the 2+2=4 calculation. He decided not to give Cabel any sort of ideas on how vaurnable he was. There was a sligh sound of cackeling electricty as a rather vicious looking agracultural tool popped into Deaths hands. He waved it manacingly cutting up Junos words. 
 
"Hey Do/n't go in the water Ho/rsey!" the pirate warned. 
 
"The cu/rrents, too stron/g!" 
 
"Wi/ll you cu/t that out/?" 
 
The scyte waving stopped. Juno took the scyte in hand. Then got a wicked idea. He spotted the horse coming twoards him. He stood up in the boat of the back side with the scyte in his hands. He lowered it letting the blade slice at the water. There was a slight bubbling noise. Then something biblical happnened. The water began to part behind the boat, seperating on both sides from the back. Then he raised the scyte letting the water flow back to it's natural state. The resulting force caused the river water to push the boat against current, making Juno miss the oncoming horn. 
 
"This'll make travel much faster!" Juno commented. 
 
I STILL SAY YOUR DRUNK. WHE'VE ONLY MOVED 10 METERS. 
 
"Oh... I guess I'll go back to rowing then."

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Post by **Windra** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:33 am

<div style="text-align:center">Scarlet was still running along the train of thoughts that that big massive bag of bones was actually a Bioweapon, sent out by Umbrella to maim and kill and basically tear apart everything else in its path. She heard it talking ... albeit strangely. There was no tongue to help words flow but they came regardless .. and that defied logic. Normally one would look over the robe and bones and scythe and see ... OHSHIT, reaper! Run! It's COME TO GET ME! 
 
But not Scarlet. 
 
Nonono. 
 
Well aware that Cabel was clutching to her in sheer terror, she stretched out a hand of claws and started to yell something. That was when the Red River cameo came into effect - something straight out of the bible. Scarlet looked truthfully shocked for a moment, and then her laughter overcame the sound of the current, of Juno's drunken ramblings, and Death's sarcastic remarks. 
 
"OHSHIZ! Youse be's lookin' like duckies in a bathtub! SWIM SWIM SWIM SWIM SWIM SWIM-" 
 
Then she noticed Jafger wading into the river. Scarlet 'eeped' and jumped after her, dropping Cabel in the process. 
 
"HEY HORSEHORSE! Yer gonna git swwwwwwwwwwwwamped!" 
 
Indeed, there was a big wave of water coming towards her. 
 
"This no's time to swwwwwim we gots ta find TWEASURE!!"</div>

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Post by **Jafger** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:32 pm

Jafger made a noise of amusement and invoked the final piece of her magic. Where the remarkably short unicorn had been, a tiny bee hummingbird hovered momentarily, and then zipped high into the air, out of the reach of the wave. 
 
~*~*~ 
 
Cabel yelped at being unceremoniously dumped into the water and struggled to shore, coughing and feeling quite sorry for himself. No bones, no scooby snack and worst of all, he was wet! For some reason, the fact that he was wet made him feel less bad about the Reaper being there, seeing as the worst possible thing in the world had already happened to him. "So are we going to find this treasure or what?" He grumbled in the general direction of the hummingbird. "If we are, then captain Nemo over there better get off his boat and put on his hiking shoes. The best way to get to the mountains is through the forest."

Post by **JunoZXV** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:39 pm

"Treasure? Where?" Juno asked looking around. 
 
NOW HE'S SOBER. Complained death. The boat rowed ashore the captian getting off followed by the Grim Reaper. 
 
"Oh hi scarlett, didn't see you earlier." Juno replied humbly. then he looked at cabel. "Who's your friend?" He pulled out a small gree box with a lable on it. 
 
"Wanna Scooby snack?"

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Post by **Windra** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:47 pm

<div style="text-align:center">So Scarlet, who was running and screaming into the river after Jafger, was finally noticed by the captain. Too bad she was the one not paying attention now - because Jaf just poofed into a buterfly, and Scarlet was standing alone against a huge unnatural wave that was barreling towards her. 
 
Now normally you'd expect somebody to freak out. 
 
But all Scarlet yelled out was, "Surf's uuuuuup!" 
 
She waved her arms around frantically and rushed into the wave. Her form disappeared beneath the water. A few seconds later she washed up on the shore, revealed by the dissipating foam as the river returned to a normal state. Soaking wet, she was on her back, on the sand, and pointed up to Jafger, Cabel, and Juno. And Morte, wherever he was. Scarlet went to greet them or say something stark. But all that would come out was a rasping cough and a wheezy breath. 
 
So she did the logical thing. 
 
Jammed her claws down her throat. No, she wasn't bulimic ... though she did pull a crab from her mouth. 
 
She dangled it in the air. 
 
"Heeeeey anybudddyyy wan' stuffed crabbeh?"</div>

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Post by **Jafger** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:10 pm

Cabel sniffed at the box Juno was holding and noted that it did, indeed, contain scooby snacks. Mm. Distantly in the back of his mind something reminded him that even though the moon was fading, he was still a werewolf. 'Juno' after all was a stranger, and probably should have been eaten. His nose twitched. The man wreaked of alchohol, scooby snacks, and a complete lack of hygeine. Another words, he was probably ok. In a few days, he might condone to talk to--to--man holding scooby snack. 
 
"HAHA YEAH!! SCOOBY SNACK!!!!!!!" Cabel threw himself at the captain, box and scooby snacks, tail already wagging in anticipation. 
 
~*~*~*~ 
 
 
Jafger landed cautiously on the ground and changed back into her human state. She rubbed her shoulder absent mindedly and moved off towards the woods, intending to poke around the edges for a likely looking landmark.

Post by **JunoZXV** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:29 pm

Juno fell back into the water. 
"Merrr-oooooow!" He caterwauled as he was knocked down the box of snacks flying off his person. He then stood up his hat off revealing his cat ears. He picked up said hat and stood back up. 
 
"Well at least he's happy..." His nose then proceded to twich as his ruby eye rolled around to find it's origin. 
 
"Man I stink... when was the last time I took a shower?" 
 
LAST NIGHT, Came the voice of the grim reaper. 
 
"Then why do I...?" 
 
BECAUSE YOU GOT CHASED OUT OF THE SHOWER BY A RUBBER SPIDER, THEN RUSHED OUT OVER THE MOUNTAINS, BUILT A BOAT, SAILED THOUGH THE SKYS, BLEW UP SAID BOAT. HAD EXTENSIVE EXCERSISE IN COMBAT. STOLE SEVERAL WEAPONS, BUILT A TREE HOUSE. THEN GOT DRUNK TO HOPEFULLY GET RID OF YOUR SORROWS THEN MADE A BEE LINE OVER HERE AFTER HEARING THE WORD TREASURE. 
 
"How did you?" 
 
I'M DEATH, OMNIPRESENT. 
 
"Lucky, you know everything at everytime." 
 
HEY, OMNIPRESENCE IS NOT WHAT IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE. 
 
"Name one hinderence." Juno asked his eye taunting the body less cloak. 
 
OK, I KNOW THAT AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT, THERE IS A FAT, BALD, HAIRY MAN, SINGING A COUNTRY SONG IN A SHOWER. 
 
"Eeeeekkkk, I take that back..."

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Post by **Windra** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:46 pm

<div style="text-align:center">Scarlet jumped back to her feet and shook off like a dog would, water spraying every which way. But she didn't really care. Not like a little liquid was gonna make her melt or anything. 
 
Look I'm meeeeeeeeeeelting! 
 
Juno was talking to the bonezombie and the bonezombie was talking back. The little bit of logic that was left in her brain told her that, if Juno was talking to soemthing that was supposed to be a Bioweapon, then maybe it wasn't a BOW after all. It wasn't every day when you could walk up to an Umbrella-created monster, say, "Hi," and not get your head lopped off. 
 
But she still had that crab in hand. 
 
And Scarlet wasn't one to let a prank moment slip by, slip by. 
 
So she snuck up and dropped a live and pinching mollusk down Juno's pants. 
 
Not waiting to see if she'd get conked on the head or not, she steamrolled to Jafger and turned to point at Cabel. 
 
"OKIES Cabel we hunts for the treasure nowwwww, sure you dun' wanna come?" 
 
And by way of coaxing ... 
 
"There be's big baddy beasties that eat doggies that're alone for dinner out here y'know ... "</div>

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Post by **Jafger** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:41 am

Cabel bounded over, cheeks rounded out suspiciously like they had just been asked to contain an entire box of scooby snacks. 
 
"Mm-mm!" He said cheerfully to Scarlet, wagging his tail happily. He snuggled up to her, chewed busily for quite a long time, swallowed and then grinned. 
 
"If my pal Juno over there is coming, I wouldn't dream of leaving. Do you suppose there will be food in the treasure?" His tongue lolled out, a few pieces of scooby snack still stuck to it, and a contented sigh escaped his lips. 
 
"You know, this could be fun!!"

Post by **JunoZXV** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:28 am

"Ow..." Juno suddenly said as a sudden pinching sensation unearthed near his tail, in approximately .0001 of a second a small red blur could be seen before splashing into the water. The crab down the pants had been launched TDM (tail deployment method.) 
 
He then walked over to where the humming bird was and watched it buzz about then Cabel spoke. 
 
"How do people randomly know my name!?!" He asked. 
 
Death just shrugged and gave the most reasonable answer. 
 
PLOT HOLE? 
 
Juno had a slight headache at this point and decided to unrap a badly wrapped chocolate bar and inhaled the rich scent to calm himslef down, then took a bite. 
 
"Hmmm... meaty." He complemented on it before re-raping it and putting it back into his pocket. He then spat out a chocolate covered toenail from the contents. 
 
"You know, this could be fun!!" 
 
"Yeah... Just as long as nothing goes wrong." He then looked at Scarlet, slinking around. A mental image went off in his head, it went pretty much like this. 
 
Scarlet= Murpy's law. 
 
"Scratch that."

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Post by **Windra** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:41 am

<div style="text-align:center">Scarlet puffed out her chest in pride that her chocolate bar was being eaten. "That's my masterpiece! From mah uber speshiiiel reciiipe!" she declared with a laugh that could only come from somebody mad as a hatter. 
 
She stuck out a claw and ticked off each finger as she told of the ingredients within it. 
 
"Lessseeee: Hunter intestine, cocoa powder, Tyrant heaaaart, some milky milk ... an' a hand that was growin' out of some kid's head - she raided our Toxic Shock storage before I could DAMNIT! Oh oh! And some Splenda!" She waggled a finger. "Cuz ya can't put regulaaar sugar in dat - rots your teeth!" 
 
Cabel came up and snuggled against her, acting puppy-dawgish. Scarlet pat his head with a claw that'd been used to maul and destroy things on her entry. 
 
"YAY! Doggie wanna come with!" 
 
She suddenly keeled over, coughing madly. You'd think she were hacking up a furball, but instead two crab claws came out. 
 
"Heh, lobster dinner." To Jafger: "So where to's?"</div>

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Post by **Jafger** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:58 am

Cabel looked at Juno with dignity. "The last village I was in was almost entirely out of my favorite brand of whiskey, and your name was being bandied about everywhere I turned. How am I to not know your name?" 
 
He heard the soft piping notes of Jafger in her teensy hummingbird form and angled in ear so he could hear it better. "Dunno, I don't think Morte wants to be used as a map reader. He--Hunter intestine did you say?" 
 
Cabel sat up and gave Scarlet an admiring look. What a woman! How many girls in the world could say the word intestine in the same sentence as chocolate without barfing? 
 
"Sounds wonderful! Can I have some? Oh yeah. Mr. Death? Juno? Jafger wants you two to take a look at that map and see if you can read it. It doesn't show up unless she's near something that makes it glow, or she's closer to the Source. She knows her way in a vage sort of way, but specifics are always nice." 
 
He turned his attention back to Scarlet and tried very hard not to drool, as most creatures didn't like his extra saliva.

Post by **JunoZXV** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:39 am

"Must... resist... urge... to... taunt...." Juno gasped as Death just looked at him oddly. 
 
WHICH MAP? 
 
It was at that moment that Juno burst out singing. 
 
"Scarlet and Cabel sitting in a tree 
K-I-S-S-I-N-" 
 
It was at that moment that he was suckerpunched by Mort, and layed down for the count. 
 
IT'LL BE EASIER TO CONCENTRATE IF HE'S QUIET. WHERE IS THE MAP IN QUESTION?

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Post by **Windra** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:18 am

<div style="text-align:center">Cabel went on to ask if he could have a chocolatre bar, to which Scarlet shook her head with genuine sadness. She held out her arms to her sides, palms to the sky as if to signify her empty-handedness. 
 
"Cinnae! I be's rippin' the Hunters apart earlier. Ladyman got a couple toooooo! AND I dunno where dat Tyrant be's!" 
 
True enough. The maniacal humanoid monster's deceased body had been left on the Nevada side of the barrier. She pouted. Arms fell down and her shoulders slouched while she stared at something interesting on the ground. 
 
"I WANNA ZOMBIE HEAD!" 
 
Back to the matter at hand. Juno started to sing and her head jerked around, looking for the would-be couple and oblivious that he was referring to werewolf and Crimson Head Nemesis. 
 
"OOH! OOH! WherewhereWHERE?!" 
 
Nothing. Head swiveled to look back at the pirate and his bony counterpart, a shocker-yellow bang zipping back into her face. Glazed eyes narrowed. 
 
"I dun see - aww looky Pink's takin' a nap! I no wakey him." And with this came a rigorous series of nods. "ANYWAYS ... Jaffy birdy bird, show Bonaparte the map already will ya?"</div>

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Post by **Jafger** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:18 pm

Jafger changed into her human form and landed in the river with a splash, almost slipping on the smooth rocks under her feet. "It's here." She strode over to Morte, and the closer she got, the more clear a dim tattoo on her shoulder became. When Jafger was right next to him, it was almost glowing. 
 
The tattoo had the symbol of a Mountain wizard, a few small landmarks showing the river, the forest beyond and a rather forbidding looking fortress, and of course the obligatory dotted line followed by an X. 
 
"That's it, I was there once so I know the general direction. I'm not quite sure about that funny looking tree though. It looks mangled." 
 
~*~*~ 
 
Cabel jerked away from Scarlet and glared at Juno. "I didn't do nothin'! She just mentioned chocolate and intestines in the same sentence!" He got up to pounce on the offending captain, but was saved the trouble by Morte. Cabel grinned at the bone-man. "That's better then a bone itself. You're not bad Mr. Death!"

Post by **JunoZXV** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:49 pm

Death looked at the map clearly. He peered at it over and over again then focused the red X. 
 
THAT MARKS THE WASTELAND, RIGHT? 
 
Death then sighed and gave up interpreting it. 
 
WELL I CAN'T READ MAPS AS WELL AS JUNO. HE'LL BE UP- 
 
"ZZZZz..... My names not jessica!" Juno replied with a snort, the smell of liquior evaporating from his body and was promptly replaced with the smell of roses. 
 
ER... SOON. JUNO? 
 
"Hmmm?" Juno asked sitting on the ground in a half daze. 
 
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS? He directed Juno the map. 
 
"Nice tatoo, where'd you get it?" 
 
There was the sound of bone hitting his head. 
 
"I was kidding! But seriously I wonder how'd that happened..." Juno then seemed become another man as he concentrated on the tatoo. His brow becoming more and more furrowed. He then grabbed his eyepatch and switched it over his red eye, exposing one that matched his catlike nature. A slit pupil sitting in the middl of a blue orb, such a violent shade that reminded one of thunder. It tensed a bit as it peered over the contents of the map and then with out a word he peered at the tree. 
 
A small light emenated from the map and and was absorbed by the eye, then a bright blue light shot out, a dazzling blue thread, dotted matching the one on the map. 
 
"Death?" 
 
MMMMM? 
 
"We have a heading" 
 

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