Eralin: *discovers that her own previously-mentioned attempt to determine whether her feet were actually stuck to the floor or not has returned an affirmative* *is less than thrilled with this* "Wet fur smell or not, this is going to get old pretty fast."
Entropy: *is busy flying around in a loop* "You mean, like, once it stops being hilarious?"
Eralin: "If you could do me a favor and faceplant onto the floor, that would be great."
Entropy: "Huh? Uh... sure, if you insist..." *crashes face-first onto the floor* *attempts to pull self up, is stuck*
Eralin: "I... can't believe that worked..." *grins with cathartic amusement all the same*
Entropy: *summons just enough water to wash the floor under herself off and unstick herself, returns to air*
Eralin: *face goes blank, then bemused again* "Of course..."
Entropy: *lays back in mid-air and smugly drifts around*
News: ~August 18th 2022~ - (Old News)
The move has been completed successfully! Everything appears to have survived the move just fine, but if anyone finds a broken link or anything else that doesn't work as it should, please make a post in Away from the Woods to let me know, thank you.
RP News: ~November 19th 2015~ (Old RP News)
There is no current plot. The forests welcome new travelers within these lands.
Event Status: Not Active (each accepted character allowed to RP in multiple RP threads)
RP Season: Summer
This means everything is green, flowers are everywhere, and the shining sun creates a need for shady shelter on the warmest days.
The move has been completed successfully! Everything appears to have survived the move just fine, but if anyone finds a broken link or anything else that doesn't work as it should, please make a post in Away from the Woods to let me know, thank you.
RP News: ~November 19th 2015~ (Old RP News)
There is no current plot. The forests welcome new travelers within these lands.
Event Status: Not Active (each accepted character allowed to RP in multiple RP threads)
RP Season: Summer
This means everything is green, flowers are everywhere, and the shining sun creates a need for shady shelter on the warmest days.
Spam Sillyness: The IC Edition!
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Luxon Cobrat
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Re: Spam Sillyness: The IC Edition!
Galysyel
Well, shouldn't be a problem much longer, seems the extra weight of the bed, and Fluffy, combined with the damage done to free Orb, has severely compromised the structural integrity of the floor, resulting in imminent failure. Does anybody know what's underneath this floor?
Fluffy
Kiieeerrrr.....
Galysyel
You'd best pretend to be asleep Orb, having put you to bed it'll keep singing you lullabys until it thinks you are. Do you have a standby mode or something?
Well, shouldn't be a problem much longer, seems the extra weight of the bed, and Fluffy, combined with the damage done to free Orb, has severely compromised the structural integrity of the floor, resulting in imminent failure. Does anybody know what's underneath this floor?
Fluffy
Kiieeerrrr.....
Galysyel
You'd best pretend to be asleep Orb, having put you to bed it'll keep singing you lullabys until it thinks you are. Do you have a standby mode or something?
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Re: Spam Sillyness: The IC Edition!
Orb
Friend Mode: "ALL RIGHT! A BED!" *immediately begins jumping on said bed*
Triage
"Orb, stop that! You're going to break through the floor!"
Orb
Friend Mode: "Yeah, but I'll have a bed to cushion my fall!"
[character=Quartz]"Presuming, of course, that whatever is down there has its own floor, obeys comprehensible laws of physics, and isn't otherwise filled with the imaginative threats and dangers that our players seem to like so much."[/character]
Triage
*sighs, turns to Devon, Galysyel, Eralin, and everyone else who can't fly and isn't jumping on a bed* "Anyone want to embrace me in this potential moment of oblivion? I hope you're into acupuncture."
Friend Mode: "ALL RIGHT! A BED!" *immediately begins jumping on said bed*
Triage
"Orb, stop that! You're going to break through the floor!"
Orb
Friend Mode: "Yeah, but I'll have a bed to cushion my fall!"
[character=Quartz]"Presuming, of course, that whatever is down there has its own floor, obeys comprehensible laws of physics, and isn't otherwise filled with the imaginative threats and dangers that our players seem to like so much."[/character]
Triage
*sighs, turns to Devon, Galysyel, Eralin, and everyone else who can't fly and isn't jumping on a bed* "Anyone want to embrace me in this potential moment of oblivion? I hope you're into acupuncture."
Re: Spam Sillyness: The IC Edition!
Devon:
"Uhh... W-Well, an embrace just seems like it'd be... Oh, tricky! Yeah. Y'know. 'cause of the glue. So, uh... Nice offer, though."
*looks up with some level of envy at those who can suspend themselves*
*ears perk up as an idea strikes him*
"Although... Since this isn't really canon, anyway..."
*wind-warps some level above the glue and a few feet away*
*successfully manages to dig in his heels in mid-air*
*does not fall, and looks elated*
"Oh-ho, yyyes! Full access to everything on my character sheet! Don't even have to learn my way around it! Ha ha ha HAWW-HEE-- ... Ha!"
*performs an awkward, ridiculous little victory dance and gets a smug expression*
"Probably strong enough to support a few people, too. Heh heh. Yeah, embracing sounds like the thing to do after all."
*keeps up his cheery expression, until his ears suddenly perk and then droop, face falling a bit*
"... Well... At least until Gaius thinks it would be funny for me to drop the ball... It's something, I guess... Managed the pick the thing up, at least."
"Uhh... W-Well, an embrace just seems like it'd be... Oh, tricky! Yeah. Y'know. 'cause of the glue. So, uh... Nice offer, though."
*looks up with some level of envy at those who can suspend themselves*
*ears perk up as an idea strikes him*
"Although... Since this isn't really canon, anyway..."
*wind-warps some level above the glue and a few feet away*
*successfully manages to dig in his heels in mid-air*
*does not fall, and looks elated*
"Oh-ho, yyyes! Full access to everything on my character sheet! Don't even have to learn my way around it! Ha ha ha HAWW-HEE-- ... Ha!"
*performs an awkward, ridiculous little victory dance and gets a smug expression*
"Probably strong enough to support a few people, too. Heh heh. Yeah, embracing sounds like the thing to do after all."
*keeps up his cheery expression, until his ears suddenly perk and then droop, face falling a bit*
"... Well... At least until Gaius thinks it would be funny for me to drop the ball... It's something, I guess... Managed the pick the thing up, at least."
Re: Spam Sillyness: The IC Edition!
Galysyel
Well, seems putting it to bed without supper is an ineffective means of discipline where Orb is concerned. Fluffy, take away its bed, and give it to our nameless friend here, who has been well behaved, polite, and not glued anybody to anything.
Nameless dragon
*CRUNCH*CRUNCH*, Blech, what sort of varnish did you put on this? Never understood why people ruin perfectly good wood with that stuff....
Galysyel
Oops, sorry, I should have considered that. Alright Fluffy, just throw the rest out of the window, then you can go and hug Triage, that armour I made should be proof against any known form of vegetation....
Well, seems putting it to bed without supper is an ineffective means of discipline where Orb is concerned. Fluffy, take away its bed, and give it to our nameless friend here, who has been well behaved, polite, and not glued anybody to anything.
Nameless dragon
*CRUNCH*CRUNCH*, Blech, what sort of varnish did you put on this? Never understood why people ruin perfectly good wood with that stuff....
Galysyel
Oops, sorry, I should have considered that. Alright Fluffy, just throw the rest out of the window, then you can go and hug Triage, that armour I made should be proof against any known form of vegetation....
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Triage
"Works for me." *hugs Fluffy*
Orb
Friend Mode: "Hey, Quartz, are you done with that anti-gravity shooting range yet? I still feel like jumping around."
[character=Quartz]"I'm not so certain that I want to tell you."[/character]
Orb
Friend Mode: "That's a yes!" *hits switch on wall, begins bouncing off of walls*
"Works for me." *hugs Fluffy*
Orb
Friend Mode: "Hey, Quartz, are you done with that anti-gravity shooting range yet? I still feel like jumping around."
[character=Quartz]"I'm not so certain that I want to tell you."[/character]
Orb
Friend Mode: "That's a yes!" *hits switch on wall, begins bouncing off of walls*
Re: Spam Sillyness: The IC Edition!
Galysyel
Orb, that may not be wise, given the poor structural integrity of this place. Still at least it has solid support beams. Wait, who....
Nameless dragon
*CRUNCH*CRUNCH*CRUNCH*....
...What, what did I do?
Galysel
Well, it seems whoever built this environment failed to pay necessary attention to their parents reading them the story of the three little pigs. Then again, I suppose given most of you lot could easily wreck adamantium, there is a certain logic to keeping building costs to a minimum. That's enough Fluffy, we don't want you crushing Triage to a pulp before whatever Eldritch horrors are gathering to feast on our rapidly collapsing reality. I don't suppose anyone here speaks Eldritch horror?
Orb, that may not be wise, given the poor structural integrity of this place. Still at least it has solid support beams. Wait, who....
Nameless dragon
*CRUNCH*CRUNCH*CRUNCH*....
...What, what did I do?
Galysel
Well, it seems whoever built this environment failed to pay necessary attention to their parents reading them the story of the three little pigs. Then again, I suppose given most of you lot could easily wreck adamantium, there is a certain logic to keeping building costs to a minimum. That's enough Fluffy, we don't want you crushing Triage to a pulp before whatever Eldritch horrors are gathering to feast on our rapidly collapsing reality. I don't suppose anyone here speaks Eldritch horror?
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Re: Spam Sillyness: The IC Edition!
Lyrial: "I speak Eldritch Horror."
There are so very many dramatic ways that vast, incomprehensible galactic phenomena can kill you, that every single day that you go unmurdered by space is a miracle.
Sugar and Spice do not mix well at times! So says many of my characters after the chocolate fiasco.
Sugar and Spice do not mix well at times! So says many of my characters after the chocolate fiasco.
Re: Spam Sillyness: The IC Edition!
Estelle: My face! My beautiful, beautiful face! I'm an ugly stinky unicorn! Ahhh horny face!
Is obviously obsessed with unicorns.
Re: Spam Sillyness: The IC Edition!
Galysyel
Calm down., Estelle, it's too dark in this cellar for anyone to see your face anyway.
Calm down., Estelle, it's too dark in this cellar for anyone to see your face anyway.
Re: Spam Sillyness: The IC Edition!
Estelle:
Harumph! That's not the point! It still feels loooong! Oh mah gawd it's so long! I miss my perfect nose. But then again, it could always be worse I suppose. He could have turned me into a llama or a donkey. I would have never been able to live that down.
*Estelle tries to peer at Galysyel and the rest of her new companions in the dark. Something whizzes by and makes her eeeek*
Eeeek! I'm in a cellar? Who's cellar? I'm getting really sick and tired of being dropped into places I know nothing about.
*she shakes a hoof towards the ceiling where she presumes her creator is watching*
And what's an Eldritch Horror? Never mind, priorities. Who was eating extra crunchy potato chips a moment ago? I need some of that in my life right now.
Harumph! That's not the point! It still feels loooong! Oh mah gawd it's so long! I miss my perfect nose. But then again, it could always be worse I suppose. He could have turned me into a llama or a donkey. I would have never been able to live that down.
*Estelle tries to peer at Galysyel and the rest of her new companions in the dark. Something whizzes by and makes her eeeek*
Eeeek! I'm in a cellar? Who's cellar? I'm getting really sick and tired of being dropped into places I know nothing about.
*she shakes a hoof towards the ceiling where she presumes her creator is watching*
And what's an Eldritch Horror? Never mind, priorities. Who was eating extra crunchy potato chips a moment ago? I need some of that in my life right now.
Is obviously obsessed with unicorns.
Re: Spam Sillyness: The IC Edition!
Devon:
*is about to express some sympathy for a fellow person-turned-equine, until the other comment*
"... Y'know, I'd probably make some snide remark, but... Really, there's not much to recommend getting turned into a dAWWnkEE. ..."
*snorts*
"Case in point."
"Anyway, I don't think you'd want those potato chips. They sounded kinda... wooden. And varnished."
*is about to express some sympathy for a fellow person-turned-equine, until the other comment*
"... Y'know, I'd probably make some snide remark, but... Really, there's not much to recommend getting turned into a dAWWnkEE. ..."
*snorts*
"Case in point."
"Anyway, I don't think you'd want those potato chips. They sounded kinda... wooden. And varnished."
Re: Spam Sillyness: The IC Edition!
Nameless Thing of Darkness
*CRUNCH*CRUNCH*
Here you are Estelle, you can have the rest of this trapdoor I found, or would you rather have this bit of wood that was next to it.
Galysyel
*Sigh* You mean the big red notice saying "Do not under any circumstances open this Trapdoor?"
Nameless Thing of Darkness
How would I know? You know very well I can't read.
*CRUNCH*CRUNCH*
Here you are Estelle, you can have the rest of this trapdoor I found, or would you rather have this bit of wood that was next to it.
Galysyel
*Sigh* You mean the big red notice saying "Do not under any circumstances open this Trapdoor?"
Nameless Thing of Darkness
How would I know? You know very well I can't read.
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Recluse
*walks up to podium*
"Hello, everyone. This is Recluse. I am formally requesting assistance to complete my joining thread. My previous interactions with Galysyel long ago reached a logical and satisfying conclusion, but a small number of posts are still required before I can gain entrance to the remainder of the forest. I realize that my player has not been very active of late, but this exercise could serve as a mechanism by which both Lanadyr and another player could begin to rekindle steady writing habits, if as much is of interest. Thank you for your attention."
*walks away from podium*
Triage
*sighs* "Okay, I'll bite. Where the hell did this podium come from?"
*walks up to podium*
"Hello, everyone. This is Recluse. I am formally requesting assistance to complete my joining thread. My previous interactions with Galysyel long ago reached a logical and satisfying conclusion, but a small number of posts are still required before I can gain entrance to the remainder of the forest. I realize that my player has not been very active of late, but this exercise could serve as a mechanism by which both Lanadyr and another player could begin to rekindle steady writing habits, if as much is of interest. Thank you for your attention."
*walks away from podium*
Triage
*sighs* "Okay, I'll bite. Where the hell did this podium come from?"
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Galyssyel'La'Hotep
FluffyThullu, my blackboard...
Thank you.
You see, it's very simple-it is there as bait. You see, with two waves of Eldritch horrors encroaching on reality from two sides, there simply wasn't enough to go around, and so as newly converted Eldritch Horrors we were unable to gain the strength needed to actively hunt down other realities to feed on. Therefore, we employed the alternative hunting tactic of attempting to lure souls into the wreckage of this reality, thus the podium, which will naturally draw anyone wishing to make a speech. Unfortunately, most of those have been politicians, and quite toxic even to us, while both of you, being respectively plant, and technically fungus, are of little interest to FluffyThullu or myself, both of whom were originally carnivores. The Nameless Sleeper, on the other hand....
Nameless Sleeper
Zzzzzz.....
Galyssyel'La'Hotep
Seems to have rolled over in his sleep and crushed his alarm clock. Well, this is a bit embarassing. Maybe if we added enough Ketchup....
FluffyThullu, my blackboard...
Thank you.
You see, it's very simple-it is there as bait. You see, with two waves of Eldritch horrors encroaching on reality from two sides, there simply wasn't enough to go around, and so as newly converted Eldritch Horrors we were unable to gain the strength needed to actively hunt down other realities to feed on. Therefore, we employed the alternative hunting tactic of attempting to lure souls into the wreckage of this reality, thus the podium, which will naturally draw anyone wishing to make a speech. Unfortunately, most of those have been politicians, and quite toxic even to us, while both of you, being respectively plant, and technically fungus, are of little interest to FluffyThullu or myself, both of whom were originally carnivores. The Nameless Sleeper, on the other hand....
Nameless Sleeper
Zzzzzz.....
Galyssyel'La'Hotep
Seems to have rolled over in his sleep and crushed his alarm clock. Well, this is a bit embarassing. Maybe if we added enough Ketchup....
Re: Spam Sillyness: The IC Edition!
Naira
*kicks down the 'out of service' sign* Back in business, ladies and gents!
*kicks down the 'out of service' sign* Back in business, ladies and gents!
"We all change, when you think about it, we're all different people; all through our lives, and that's okay, that's good, you've gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be."
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Re: Spam Sillyness: The IC Edition!
Normally you fix the thing before removing the sign, you know. Normally.
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"Is anybody alive out therrrreeee?!"
"We all change, when you think about it, we're all different people; all through our lives, and that's okay, that's good, you've gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be."
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