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Oh, that crazy Coyote! Sin-Ka-Lip (Sly for short)

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Oh, that crazy Coyote! Sin-Ka-Lip (Sly for short)

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Name:
Real names: Sin-Ka-Lip (Fairie), Coyote Name Unpronoucable
Aliases: Sly, Loki, Atse'hashke', Wa Ya Ha, Ktseena, and Kawosa
Perfers: Wa Ya Ha, Kawosa, Sin, and Sly

Often tries to Avoid using Sin-Ka-Lip

Species:
Humanoid Coyote (Transformed into such by a mischevious Fairie)

Gender:
Male

Alliance:
Evil

Age:
Overall, 33
Regular Coyote, 4
Humanoid, 29

Human Age Equivalency:
23

Mature Adult at Age:
200

Appearance:
Sly's body is full of intracate designs shaped in his fur by the magicks that have been injected into him to occasionally glow when he attempts to force his will upon the world or just a simple object. The only markings that never really change too much are his facial markings which feature what looks like a swirl on his right cheek and the other marking looking like a torn vine crawling up and around his left eye ending near the bridge of his nose. The only variations to these markings come from the torn vine design that often will crawl under his left eye and spike out as far as to the nose and continue to 'sprout' more designs or just added designs.

With an ungroomed brownish black pelt of fur covering his entire body, hair is often sticking out making him look eccentric and borderline off his rocker. His eyes are dark brown, but his right eye droops lower and makes his gaze either seem unpredictable, or just off. His muzzle is the only thing that seems to be groomed in any sort of way as both sides of his 'mustache' have a loose look, but still attempt to curl upwards. The rest of the 'facial' hair would be shaped into a pointed goatee to give more of a human appearance for him. His ears are sharply pointed with a slight inward (towards each other) curl, with part of his right ear blown off, but both ears are riddled with hooped earrings, totaling to 7. 5 on the left and 2 on the lower part of his bad ear.

His clothing is simply a dark blue half coat buttoned up to his neck with the collar popped out, and a pair of black slacks. His hands are shaped in the fashion of a paw with thumbs added and longer fingers with his claws still sharp enough to hurt his prey enough to hinder them. His feet are much like his hands in the sense that they are fashioned almost human, but not quite there; although they are still longer and more slender than a normal coyote's hind legs.

Sly's build is more slender and sleek than most others, being that he's a scavanger and not a hunter, he doesn't really eat well. His half coat is at least three sizes too big and his slacks are halted from falling down by a singular belt with a larger steel buckle. He doesn't carry weapons on him, plain and simple, he feels no need to as he carries a stick with a red and white checkered towel that opens an alternate dimension for him to sell whatever junk he gets his hands on, or to hide from unhappy customers. More so the latter than the former.


Personality:
Sly is just as his name describes. He's wiley and underhanded, often rather helping fugitives than helping authority. His take on life is simply, "The world that we are born into creates and molds us, but if you're anything like me, you'll have been born twice and have to relearn everything!" Sly's a simple coyote, he likes rays of sunshine, lollie pops, and general happiness...Being blotted out, being broken against the ground while the child cries, and being thwarted by sadistic mischief... Much of his personality has been chisled by the abuse of the Fae power in him, but also much of this was learned by his Gentry Masters. If you need any more example as to how his mind works, all you need to know is that if you were both drowning, he'd pull you down and use your carcas as a raft, then sell your fillings and organs when he gets to dry land.

Always being the 'scavanger', he hates being treated as though he were a bottom feeder on the food chain, and his policy on those whom treat him as such is, "Don't get mad, send them through a time warp." His own remedy to his insecurities of being treated and thinking himself as "just another coyote," he sells "wares" from a portable shop he carries on his back. Although he comes off as two-faced and no better than a snake oil mechant, he hides his greatest of all fears with great caution and cunning, the fear of being around other Fae.

Often his reaction to meeting new people is that he will give them a sales pitch, but if they don't fall for it, he immediately becomes verbally aggressive. And although he will show his forked tounge and change his body language to make him seem aggressively confrontational, he avoids phisycal conflict at almost all costs because he doesn't have much protection from the blows that are dealt, and he brusies like a peach.

His greatest aspirations are to one day have enough Fae power within him to simply become etheral and wander as a mischevious sprite playing practical jokes for all eternity, and feeling as though he had bested everyone and everything, including death. And speaking of practical jokes, due to his coyote blood in him, its encoded in his blood to be a "Trickster".

He approaches new situations often with a different name. He tries to cover all his bases when it comes to being stealthy in knowing his real name or who he really is. Because he distances himself so much so often, he often feels spiteful to those whom are "too, overly, oozingly friendly" will avoid being in those "icky" situations as much as possiable. Although he is good, and boasts the best, when handling crowds, his singular and interpersonal relations truly bar him from being anything close to cute, cuddly, and friendly.

Abilities:

-Reality Bending:
This being his primary skill, Sly has practiced and practiced and practiced until he could truly warp an object (even people) into whatever he wants with few to no flaws. The smaller the object, the faster he can bend it and morph it, but the bigger it is the more time and preparation it takes. This being learned by his Fae Masters, he has learned the basic principals, but doesn't know it all.

-The Fool of the Trade
Sly can do most anything with little to no experience. But this isn't because he's as good as he says, even though he'd love to believe that it all is him, it's also due to a small object he'd stolen from his former Masters. This trinket is a Tarot card, The Fool, that he always keeps on his person, usually in a hidden pocket. To Activate this trinket, Sly must touch it with his bare skin or fur anyway he sees fit, and activate it with his will power and direct his thought and energy in the same direction. There's in fact two catches to this useful item of his, one of which is a disadvantage to him, but the most immediate effect is that it cannot be used again for one full day.

-Cunning
Sly adapts and changes with his surroundings with ease. He has the smarts to outwit and outthink most enemies. With the help of his Fae abilities and power, he is almost untouchable and can morph himself to be larger or smaller, brawney and intimidating to meek and smaller to gain sympathies. As it is said in most Native American stories about a coyote, Sin-ka-lip believes he can outsmart everyone, including the great spirit. Though in Sly's case, this may actually be true.

-One Wryd Satchel
This is possiably the only "Unconditional" item in Sly's arsenal. Simply a red and white checkered cloth that opens to reveal a vast clearing into a personalized hollow filled with fruits and vegitation amongst thorny vines with sharp points that can be used as weapons. He has a rock covered in moss and some other unintelligable shrubary that always stays warm, this provides Sly a bed to rest in peace. The best part of this cloth being a portal to a place that he controls has to be the fact that when he uses this, he and the cloth disappear into this hollow and the cloth acts as a door for only him to reemerge from.

-Such Big Hands Grandma!
Sly is a carnivorous animal, and as such, he has naturally sharpened claws that help him deal with other predators, aggressors, and dinner in general.

-Crowd Manipulation
Oh yes, part of being a salesman is being able to manipulate a crowd of sorry suckers, and Sly does this with ease. His hands reach towards the skies to emphasize his words and rolls his R's for a seductive twist to saying Rrrrow Boat, Rrrruff, and of course Rrruh Rrroh Rrrraggy! Mind you, this side of his personality only comes out on a stage or in front of a handful of people or more, so don't expect him to roll his R's all the time, sheez!

-Super Smell!
His nose is probably his greatest asset. Sly can pick up a scent from a mile away, or target a specific smell and follow it to its end. Not much else to put here except that if a smell is too strong, he may actually blow chunks all over the place, but only a few things have ever made him do so.

-You're so Wryd!
The Fae of the lands of Twilight are influenced and given power by the forces of pure emotions and feelings, but only the most extream will do. Their power, generated by living being emotions, is the most potent of all powers; feelings like love, hatred, fear, and sorrow all have the power to change the world, and the Gentry use this. But Sly being sired by the "Good Little Neighbors," he must feed on emotions as well to regain what power he uses. This power is known as the Wryd, and this is a great advantage as well as a disadvantage. Being overflowing with power gives him the abilities to make changes happen faster and whatever his will be, it's done almost in a flash.

-Deal with Sin-Ka-Lip (or The Devil/The Coyote)
As a Fae being, he can make pacts, most of the time this is out of desparation for the power of Wryd. Entering this pact will force Sly into doing what others desire and he has to follow these pacts TO THE LETTER. But, if a pact is inspecific, the lack of words that bind can lead Sly's "Beneficiary" to unexpected results, but still not violate the pact. In other words, if there's a loophole, chances are, Sly will find it and exploit it for all its worth. Normally, Sly will only request one or two things out of a pact in exchange for the favors and the most common request is that the "Benefactor" forcably loses control of their emotions for a brief period of time and Sly gains Wryd.


Disadvantages:

-Incomplete Bending:
Though he can bend any object, person, or place into whatever he wants, it never stays that way forever. The fatal flaw in his workings is that as opposed to the Gentry, he cannot generate enough willpower to keep something the same, nor does he ASK the forces to approve of it. His lack of knowledge of simply asking nicely bars this power from ever being permanent. With his willpower alone, he cannot generate enough desire to do such things.
-Fool's Burden
Sly's Trinket, being the Fool Card, has another catch to it. For the entire day that the card is inactive, he must pay for the use of it by "refilling" the card's amazing power by taking from his own successes. Whatever he was once good at, he no longer has as much control over as he would. In essance, everything he is gifted with suffers greatly. And all this because, though the fool can take the step into the unknown and have the knowledge of where to step, he is still the fool.

-He's Squishy
Sly is slim and boney, and cannot withstand a large hit without falling to his knees. Like he says, "I bruise like a peach," isn't so far from the truth. He takes greater damage from physical confrontation and cannot really dish it out either.

-Weak Muscles
Once again, playing on his size, he cannot hit someone hard with a balled up fist. If Sly were playing a game of Punches, he'd lose every time because he simply can't hit hard enough to phase someone.

-Pride
Like many great nations in history, everything worked for and achieved through greatness can be lost to folly and pride, and this is Sly's greatest weakness. Pride is at the center of everything he does, but when his pride is challenged, he is prone to "rub it in everyone's face" that he is "The Best". Challenging his pride has not always been detramental to him because the reason he escaped his Masters was out of pride, but even this came at a great cost of losing everything he once knew and loved.

-Greed
Sly cannot help himself, he is ruled by the need to hoard his wealth from trade and this is the second greatest motivater of his life. His affections can be bought, sold, and/or traded like a cheap novelty item and his aliagnment is the reflection of this trait. Simply put, he'd sell his own cubs and kin if he knew he'd be able to get something for them. But since his loyalties are so easily changable, he is easy to manipulate with just the promise of riches.

-Charisma Fails!
Uh oh! Sly can do soooooo much with his voice getting money from dupes in large crowds, but he can't do it one on one as easily! Wow, who'd have guessed it's easier to manipulate a crowd than just one person?

-Lazy (can also be Sloth)
Sly would rather let a fly land on him than lift a paw to swat at it or move quick enough to avoid it. Though this isn't a major flaw, he does slow down whomever he's with his lay-about 'needs' and ne'er-do-well attitude.

-Can't really run...
Embarrasing really, especially for a coyote, but Sly really can't run half as well as he used to. Maybe it's the disuse of all fours or if it's just because he's really lazy, but there it is, he can't really run...

-Hard of Hearing
Sly's right ear was blown off partially by his old Masters during an "obediance" training exercise, the result being that he can hear loud booms with his right ear, but not much else. His other ear is just fine, in fact with both it looks as though they are riddled with metal earrings to get a radio broadcast from almost another dimension.

-Iron really Hurts!
Like all Fae (Or in this new place, just some), Sly is burned just by touching Iron. It's only a real problem when he's stuck in an old fashioned cage...Or if he's backed up into an Iron gate...Or if his aggressors have Iron weapons...Yeah...

-Just a LITTLE Crazy
After Spending so much time being a Fae pet and spending so much time in the lands of Twilight, he has lost grip on reality. Some of his symptoms would include being Paranoia, Paranoid Schizophrenia, Dementia, and a TOUCH of Disassociative Personality (Split Personality). Yes, he talks to himself, and yes, he does recieve answers! At least you know he can play with himself and still have fun!

-Yeah, really Wryd...
The great disadvantage of the Wryd is simply the lack thereof. If he does not manage to encounter tremendous emotional situations, the Wryd begins to reverse itself and eat Sly alive. The power of the Wryd is much like an addiction that his body cannot do without, and since he wants to become so all powerful to become an etheral sprite, he has no plans on missing these "deadlines".

-These Pacts Suck!
A Pact is a slippery sloap for Sly, as it forces him to make "wishes" come true, and often this requires Wyrd that he has just gained, but in turn this fills his need to not "feed" on Wyrd for a week or so. But, back to the point, he has to do WHATEVER the benefactor says as their verbal contract dictates. The price of breaking these pacts result in Sly not only feeling drained and weak, he also suffers by losing all the benefits he has gained or deal with consequenses that are set forth in the verbal pact.


Family:
Sly had a family at one time when he was a cub, but that was taken from him when the Gentry decided that he would make an excellant pupil and pet. He has no sort of connections to any sort of "normal" family in the animal kingdom or otherwise. He sometimes will animate clay and watch them dance around and play with the stiff dirt like a doll house to imagin a human-ish family or a pack of coyotes in a den.

History:
Sly grew up as a normal coyote. Raised from a cub by a Beta Mother and Father, he was never on top, but he did get second pick until he became of age to go off and scavange on his own. After spending time on his own, he never found a love or anything, always finding food more important than procreation.

When he was 6 years old, he was starving out in the wilderness and followed the most obvious trap, a dead rabbit on a string. He was pulled through an opening in the Hedge and into the Twilight cities of the Gentry, where dream and reality all blurr and no one is sure of anything anymore. There he was subjected to three Masters, and their whims.

One wanted nothing more than to hunt, the thrill of which was more potent than any drug or amount of Wyrd. He had killed Sly thousands of times and ressurected him, but Sly always tried to one up his first Master in the kill count. After the "game" became boring, the first Master transformed Sly into a humaniod and gave him a larger brain. The game then became more interesting.

After some time, Sly began outsmarting his first Master nearly every time, and the Master beat him furiously for making him seem like a joke. The final straw was when Sly had fashioned two huge logs together for what seemed like weeks and killed his Master shortly after the horn was blown to crush his skull. Sly was cast out of his first Master's household, when his second Master came to sweep up the pieces.

Sly's second Master was more cruel than the first. She had used Sly only for his body. Her own warped sense of "love" was forced onto his body, over and over again. She kept throwing words "love" and all sorts of others associated with the feelings confusing Sly and making him think that this was the only way to "love."

Night after night, she lay with Sly, and he was always unwilling, always trying to out run her, and hide from her, and to his dismay, she always found him. He was nearly about to give up hope of ever being discarded again while she always found his hiding to be some sort of erotic form of Hide 'n' Seek, when he finally found his checkered cloth.

With the Cloth, he always hid from the second Master with great success. He began to spend more and more time inside of this "Hollow" in the thorns and started to shape the tight fitting to become more homely. He found a true form of love at last, peace.

One day, he had emerged from his Hollow after many weeks of going into hiding, only to be met by the second Master screaming that she was "heartbroken" and that she had given Sly everything he had ever desired. Abruptly, she had beaten him through the fog of pained tears, constantly claiming that they were both in love, that he was ungrateful, and that she had had enough of this "abusive" relationship.

Scrapped again, Sly maintained the cloth in his sack cloth trousers as his only treasure. Sly, losing his grip upon his sanity after many years in the Twilight, stumbled through the city disoriented and alone. This being where his third Master had set a black portal as a prank to have Sly fall through many times, and this had worked.

The third Master was the last to take Sly in as an apprentice in pranking Fae and Mortals alike. Sly was happy for the first time in several years, as they had both played practical jokes upon each other as well as the general populace of the Twilight City. Changelings were cruelly pranked by physical means by Sly, and other Fae were pranked by the Master.

When the Master started to see that Sly had no other pranks in his arsenal, the third Master imbued Sly with he powers of the Wyrd to become part of the magick of pranking.

Sly was a natural with using the Wyrd, but eventually, like all Fae creatures, the Wyrd is finite and needs recharging from other mortal creatures. What better place to harvest powerful emotions than "Upstairs?"

As the Master and Sly treked "upstairs" Sly's grip upon reality took a turn for the worse, he then started to follow "the yellow brick road" that appeared out of nowhere. For weeks, Sly followed this hallucination, he had lost his Master within the Torns of the Hedge unknowingly. A bright light was at the end of this yellow brick road as he emerged again from the Hedge, only to find that the "Upstairs" world had not changed even one bit since the day he had left.

Sly had finally lost all sense of real and dream anymore.

He knew he was trapped for sometime, but where?

He was lost in a world that no longer knew what he was.

A stranger to his own home, he had to start anew.

Where would the roads take him?

Would he ever find a home?

The only thing that tethers him to the knowledge of the Twilight City was the cloth...

The only thing he had anymore...

"I'm not crazy...Am I?"

"Those whom have seen the other side of the curtain and have a different opinion are always the crazy ones..."
((More to come later.))

Anything Else We Need to Know?:
Nah, not really. I'm Windra's housepet and I live to serve her... >.>;;

IC (In Character) Entrance:

"Well, this is just peachy," snorted Sly as he stepped into a dung pile shrouded by leaves and broken twigs clinging to the refuse. Sly quickly withdrew his foot and started trying to shake some of the larger flecks of poo off while simutainously rubbing it off on other plants and trees.

When it had all been wiped off, he sighed heavily in frustration and continued his walk through the Forest. His goal; to put as much distance between the hollow that he had emerged from to get here and leave his old old life behind him.
As he trudged through the Forest, he couldn't help becoming overwhelmed by malicious thoughts and muttered under his breath, "Those pesky, good-for-nothin'...ARGH! If I EVER see them again, it'll be too soon."

In his mind, this was the third home he had left because of his former Masters' other pets. Like lap dogs, they obey. With their power, they can do anything. With his Will, he will not be tamed.

But enough of the melodrama! He's out of their clutches for now!

"You do realize that this place will only be turned inside out when They come looking for you?" said Sly in a shushed, but menacing voice.
"Shut the front door! You never have anything nice to say! I think we're done talking here!" replied Sly to...Sly...
"Are we? I thought you liked talking to me? I like talking to you..." does anyone know what's going on here?
"Shut up!" And Sly did shut up...I think...

Making his way through a semi-clearing in the woods, Sly was still unstable, as he started to hum a tune and his body had started to mimic that of a wood plank trying to walk. The tune became louder in his head, and louder, and even as he stopped humming his tune, it kept going. The world became brighter for Sly in various multicolors and began looking as though it was part of a Pink Floyyd concert.

Sly began feeling uneasy, jerking his head behind him and then moving his head back to his front. The world began to fade in colors and started to become black and white. A frog then walked upright towards Sly, tipping his top hat to Sly saying, "Goooood Evening." Sly's head cocked at an angle and came to a stop, and turned around, the frog was gone, but then it had started to rain color back onto the world.

Sly began to look around as the world seemed to stabilize. He breathed a sigh of relief after it had all stopped. Or did it?

The weather started to take a turn for the worse, as a real rain had started. Sly then broke off a branch from a tree that began to let out a blood curtling scream, and began to shape it with the power of the Wryd that coursed through his veins. Within seconds, he had an umbrella large enough to shield his traveler's stick and cloth as well as himself from the pouring onslaught of raining puppies...

"Just another day...Another puppy shower..."
"HA! You got that right!"
"Shut up..."
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[center]OOC: Welcome! I thought long about this and decided to throw in Brandr to bother you a bit, he'll be grumpy just so you know but he's a harmless little pony, really. *gets hit from calling him a pony* Yeowch![/center][/color]

Leaves rustled softly against dark flanks, the brown earth and vegetation dampening the sound of hooves against soil to a barely audible thumping. Usually the dark equine would stomp his feet in pride and selfconsciousness but now the steps were slow and limping. One hindleg pretty much useless. It still helped bearing the weight of the small horse, but only barely and every step was an inferno of pain, bringing shocks all through the body. On top of that was the exhaustion, bone-numbing and deep.

But Brandr trudged on and endured the pain, teeth gritted tightly together, one painstaking step after another, ducking beneath branches and going around those bushes that proved too thick to force through. Blue eyes were clouded as the horse tried to concentrate on getting as far away from the Edge as possible. What a fine day it had been indeed. How it wished it could just lay down and sleep. But it wasn't safe, not yet. The world didn't seem to be stable at the moment, vertigo almost made the horse stumble and fall. A trick of the mind? Hopefully.

A voice reached dark ears, registering through the intense concentration and pain. There was someone nearby? Brandr frowned, stopping and glowering in the direction of the voice, hoping the one making the sounds would just go past or change direction. The equine wasn't feeling very social at the moment.

And then the skies opened up. It was raining. The fire inside Brandr writhed uncomfortably, further repressed by the wetness, the bright feather unusually dim where it lay nestled in the black mane. The dark equine stopped, just standing there in the rain, completely still. There was a scream nearby, but the horse just stood there. Dull to the world, unresponsive. Wallowing in misery.
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((OOC: It's all good man... :evillaugh ))



As the hallucination would have it, Sly doesn't really come out of it right away. These spells would normally take long minutes if not hours for them to truly go away. But his right ear perked! It was scanning for a sound.........

But, he's near deaf in that ear...

Sly continues with his walk in the "Puppy Showers", but soon comes to realize it starts raining kittens AND puppies! Geez, this guy's really messed up...

A...Anyway, Sly looks around his surroundings as everything seemed to be like a bad circus visit when being only an infant hyped up on too much candy...Laced with some good drugs...(And this is normal for him)

The Hallucinations were getting worse, and his mental stability finally buckled under the pressure in his head, the Frogs were now dancing, the plastic beavers were sitting with a large smile, twiddling their thumbs and toes...

And that's when...He...Found...A Pinecone!

"Ooooh! Darling! You decided to join me on my little business trip!?" he asked the object wishfully. "C'mon now, you can tell me," he stared at the cone for some time before laughing hysterically! "Ha ha! Yes, Dear, you're always there for me...Aww, c'mon, I don't want to say it..." His expression went from coy and bashful many times before he finally said, "Okay fine..." Now hushed, "I love you too..."

He picked up the pinecone and exchanged a kiss with it and spun around with it. As the world's colors started to blend, one color didn't quite fit into it all...Black?

Sly had stopped spinning, and chucked the wifed pinecone to the ground. He stumbled towards the hulking horse, still being dizzy from spinning. His nose kicked up, and the scent he was trying to grasp was unfamiliar, even amongst the Fae world.

"A Nuckelavee?" inquired Sly to himself.
"No, not Fairie, not Nuckelavee...The beer is still plentiful, Kilts have not been wet, and the Elders don't seem pissed..." said Sly...OH Forget this, you know he's talkin' to himself!
"I warned you, I'll drill a hole into you and drain out the lucky charms that live in there!"
"You Canne Do That Jah Oaf! So, whatcha think this 'ere be?"

Sly's umbrella transformed into a spoon now...And he couldn't help, but stare at it magnificently...

"Spoon...."

He was distracted for only a second then shook away the trance and said to himself approaching the weak horse, "Me thinks it's Dinner..."




"DA-DA-DAA-DUMMMM!"

"Shut...UP!"
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There was something really odd going on, Brandr dully noted. Some insane critter going on and on, apparently talking to itself. The black horse shifted, the head angling to look in the direction of the creature, icy blue eyes narrowed in displeasure.

The creature was kissing a pinecone.

The black equine watched as the odd thing twirled around and then suddenly started stumbling towards where Brandr was standing in misery, apparently having finally noticed the horse. A dark tail flickered in irritation, whipping back once with a swish. Ears clipped back and forth as the horse snorted angrily.

Then, the creature said something unsettling about dinner. Brandrs eyes narrowed even further, directing a glare at the creature. Ignoring the exhaustion, the lack of energy the dark horse let some of its powers go into the bright orange and red feather in the mane, fire briefly flickering in the rain before going out.

"Dare to accost me, creature, and thou shalt suffer for it greatly!" the wounded horse hissed angrily, taking a limping step to turn around, facing the danger.
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The crazed eyes, the drool dripping from his lower lip, Sly didn't hear the horse and seemed to have no intentions to abide by the warning. As he took a position in which to pounce, Sly kept repeating to himself to "Shut up about the Spoon," and his whole body jerked to the right, soon after he was airborne.

The movements weren't supremely fast, he was only quick enough to run towards the hulking mass of horse, only to turn very sharply to the right of him. In doing so, Sly ran into a tree with such force as to shake it from bottom to top allowing a few acorns fall. Sly's paws went from one acorn to the next choosing quickly and gathering them in a pile. He hopped back to his feet and balled up a fist and extended his thumb and in this respect began to puff on his thumb as if filling a balloon. His fist grew exponentially, until it was larger than his head.

The weight of his fist was not an issue, he drew back his inflated fist and hit the tree that shook violently as though by being hit with tons of bricks. The tree came down only to have Sly pick up a single acorn now and scurry through the tree and find a honey hive, with the acorn, he plugged the sole opening in this hive.

As Sly laughed manically, he picked up the hive and swatted a couple of bees and promptly ate them from his hand.

"I told you, there was honey in them there hills..."

"I know, and the spoon helped so much!" He said with a smile.

"Now that we have the honey we can now find a pot! And we'll be rich! Oh...Who is this?"

Sly looked over with his lazy lidded eye and saw the horse truly this time and immediately dropped to sit on the felled tree.

"This one is confused...What happened?" Sly asked Brandr, although his crazed expression did not fade, he strained his voice to make a concerned sound.

"Did another Wally-Bobble come through the Hedges? Or is this just a little of the hospitality I should expect from the locals?" He said stifling a chortle. Sly's index finger reached his lip and made quick motions while exhaling, to make almost a distorted whistling sound.

"If I told you I could fix...That..." Sly motioned with both hands as if capturing a picture for a frame of Brandr's current state of health, and maybe just everything about Brandr in general. "Would you be willing to pay my fees? It's simple really...I can explain more, if you wish to...FROG!" He shouted as he pointed at nothing...
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Brandr stared. What any sane being would've done when encountering the insanity taking place. The creature was making no sense whatsoever.

The pony-sized equine flinched as Sly advanced, the black head lowering in a defensive gesture, blue eyes glaring angrily. But the creature suddenly changed its course, running into a tree. The black horse was confused and pawed the ground lightly with a hoof, shifting the weight before stumbling, the injury reminding of itself with a painful twang. Brandr quickly relocated the weight back onto the three functional white hooves.

Eyes a bit dimmed with pain refocused on the creature just in time to see it bang an enlarged fist into the tree, shaking free some acorns. A bit of confusion was evident in the gaze as the black horse watched, the tree finally toppling over. What was the crazy little thing doing? The equine averted its gaze with an annoyed snort, slowly and painfully turning away. This insanity was too much, it was time to leave.

Then suddenly, the creature seemed to gain some lucidity, finally directing his speech at the horse. Brandr stopped, halfway turned away already and glared tiredly as the creature sat down on the tree. "Do not jest with me, creature. Thou hast annoyed me enough today." The next sentence coming out of the creatures mouth did not make any sense whatsoever. Wally-Bobble? What hedge? Brandr suppressed an angry snort, resorting to glaring instead. The glare intensified, black ears drawn back in a very displeased manner as the next, distorted whistling came from the creature.

How the equine wished to be more energetic, less tired and injured. A little crazy creature sure needed someone to beat sense into him. "I. Do. Not. Hail. From. These. Lands." the equine managed to ground out through clenched teeth, in a very frigid tone. "Nor do I enjoy being made fun of. Thou better keep that in mind."
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The Frog...The Frog...Oh the Frog was plaguing Sly's mind, as it danced with a top hat. This lasted only a few short moments, and then the hallucinations wore away with Brandr's menacing tone. The coyote then felt hurt, and the expressions shown on his face mirrored this. With a sorrowful tone, Sly spoke again, "I do not 'jest' or make fun of you, you...you...you big...uhhh...what are you?"

"Not a Wally-Bobble, nor a Nightmare..."


"Oh, sod it, you seem hurt, and you seem distraught. What I propose is a small deal to get you back on your feet. All I ask for in return is a token or a few...Depending on how badly you need help." With a pause, Sly's grin grew wider and the Coyote started to glow. Taking a blade of grass with the horse's blood clinging to it, his hands waved over the grass and then clasped his hands together. Upon opening his hands again, the grass was gone, and only a little blood remained on his paws as he revealed a small clone of the horse, galloping around in his hand, trying to escape.

"You see, I'm completely competent in the ways of the Wyrd. I can make more of you," he said while petting the horse as it started trying to throw sparks of fire at his claw. "Ooo, feisty aren't you?" After the miniature version started to calm down and accept the sweet petting of Sly, he spoke again, "But, I can also CRUSH you're enemies!" And with that, Sly clapped his hands together, the sound of the smaller Brandr screaming in horror and pain made Sly chuckle. The very insane coyote then opened his hands again only to reveal that the grass had returned to normality, looking almost exactly as it did before he plucked it from the ground.

"I can make that pain in your leg go away until it heals, or I can make more of you to crush whomever did this to you," he said with a venom hanging to his words. "It doesn't matter if you come from these lands or not, my tricks and wares are for any and all, even at fair prices. Why I could even..."

He drew out his red and white checkered cloth from his back pocket and disappeared, leaving behind no trace, but came back almost as quickly as he had disappeared. Tucking his most valuable treasure back into his pocket, he then revealed from his other hand what looked to be like a human heart, but it was a fruit.

"This is a very special fruit, it will grant you vigor as you've never known before, and revitalize that leg of yours. However, this Bunga fruit does come at a slightly higher cost than my magicks." The coyote's eyes began shifting back and forth, his conditions were acting up again, he only had to keep this facade going on for just a few more minutes, and he would have his first sale in the forest.

"So what do you say? Can we make an accord?" Sly extended his sharp claws to shake...a hoof I guess...
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What are you? Sly asked. Brandr frowned, swishing the black tail back and forth in a whipping motion, icy blue eyes fixated on the other creature. That was a question the black equine was not going to answer. Instead, the gaze grew more intense, more heated as emotions swirled within.

The creature offered up a deal, performing some unknown magick and producing a small form. Brandr stepped closer, hesitating only slightly and carefully keeping weight off the injured leg. In the hand of the creature there was a small copy of the black equine, prancing around. Blue eyes narrowed as the coyote first petted, then viciously crushed the miniature horse. Had it been an illusion, Brandr mused? Some trick of the eye or maybe the mind?

The small dark horse twitched, ears clipping back and forth nervously. Had the small illusion been a threat? Fire rose within, angrily flickering, too weak to burn with its normal intensity. Blue eyes stared intensely at the crazy coyote, mulling over the words said. Watching the small tricks suspiciously. Instincts and experience told the horse not to trust this creature, so caution was well-used with only a hint of curiosity in the mix.

Then a fruit was brought up, promising great things indeed. Brandr's suspicion grew. "What prize is that?" escaped the tightly clenched mouth in chopped, frigid tones. White hooves stepped a couple of steps back, hurt leg limping along painfully. Ears twitched, drew back then perked again, with nervosity and a little interest.
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Seeing the intrigue in the horse's eyes of the Bunga fruit, Sly took que. He tossed the heart shaped fruit to the skies and caught it as it fell back into his long fingers and placed it in front of Brandr's muzzle in an offering gesture. As the crazed animal pushed a little further to the equine, he said with a cautious tone, "Be warned, the effects do not last long, and even shorter time if you use your new found energy not-so-sparingly."

The coyote's grin grew wide as the squirrels tap danced, the birds played their guitars, and the beavers sat and rocked back and forth. It was with this, one such creature, the Wally-Bobble grand and mystic appeared next to his head hanging upside down from a branch. The cross-bred creature of heavily induced maddened imagination put its lips to the coyote's ear, and whispered...

....The first one is always free....

Sly looked to his left shoulder at the baboon/zebra/teletubbie/oompa-loompa and smiled widely with his tongue dangling from between his teeth, shaking his head violently.

"The first one is always free, my good mare..."

Sly then had a spasm in his right side that caused his whole body to jerk to one side. He managed to maintain the fruit in his hands and offered to the muzzle of the horse.

"Eat it, eat it, yesss yesss eat it...The fruit gives life, and will grant you inner light. Increased sight and plentiful might. You will see yourself become a blight to your enemies, and a boon to your allies. Eat it...Taste of its sweet nectars"
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(OOC: Sorry for the wait!)

Brandr glared at the fruit in front of the dark muzzle coldly. It was tempting to take it, so very tempting. But there was no telling what it would do without trying and Brandr never trusted strangers. The fruit could just as well be poison. There was no reason for the coyote to tell the truth. And the coyote was clearly insane.

The dark equine tossed its head warily, taking a painstaking step back. "No." Sly was clearly almost desperate for it to eat the fruit so the dark horse had no intention of doing so. It was a deal the equine was not willing to take.

"I can defeat mine enemies on my own."
the frigid tone clarified. "I do not desire nor need any fruit of thine, mine own power is plenty enough." It was true, Brandr would heal eventually. The break in the leg would take some time of course but it would heal alright. The fire within would make sure of it.

"Mine inner light is bright enough, no need for any fruits." Brandr snorted, turning away the dark head with a condescending look. To prove the words, a flicker erupted from the feather nestled in the mane. "I am Fire."
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Replying to the rejection in a sarcastically snide squeaky voice, "Ooookay, you don't know what you're missing, pfft!" And Sly began to play with the fruit, rolling it around from one arm to the next across his back and flipping it into the air to catch it and start again.

At this point, the coyote wasn't truly wasn't happy with the horse with the strange feather, but his eyes soon lit up and shouted back to equine, "HEY! Watch this!" and with that, Sly took a bite of the heart looking fruit.

After he had tasted and gulped down the tangy juices of his meaty fruit, his world then became much clearer, mind sharper, but more delusional than before...

Now, the frogs and Wally-Bobbles and all other creatures of horrid imagination started to speak to him in hushed whispers...

Let us free...Set us loose...Shape the land for us...Destroy...Dust and Blood...Love...Gore...Hate...Just for Us...Let Us GO!

Sly's imaginary friends finally got the better of him as he nodded in catatonic complacency and waved a hand to the trees.

One of which started to become none other than the Wally-Bobble, just... Much much larger than as described in Sly's mind.

"Behold!"

The next hand waved was to a grouping of berries near the downed tree... They became... Well, imagination was lacking, and became Berry Monsters...

"DELICIOUS!"

The last things to be created was a bee from the hive that was taken... Enlarged and morphed to resemble a burly soldier-like thing with its behind acting as a cannon. Complete with a bandanna, and a muscular look.

"Scary.."

As Sly's features glowed, and the final monstrosity was created, he began to run around with a new energy... Just as he had promised his fruit would do, now isn't that something?

He ran next to the retreating equine and jumped onto its back, and attempted to turn its head towards the other things, and asked, "Do you want to try one of those things now?"

The makeshift squadron was starting to advance towards the two... Honestly, I don't think Sly can control all these things at once...



((OOC: I'm SO sorry, I promise I'll get better at responding to you... X_X;; ))
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(OOC: No prob, my posting speed probably goes down a lot now too, when school starts...)

Brandr snorted, more than a little annoyed at the coyote's tone. Blue eyes closed for a short moment as pain ran through the equine and then opened again, only to see Sly playing around with the fruit, almost teasingly. The small dark horse decided right there that this creature definitely placed on the enemy-list, right after the tentacle-man. Brandr shuddered, partly of exhaustion but mainly due to pent-up anger. They were going to regret angering this one!

Then, things took a turn for the worse. Sly took a bite of the fruit. Was this an outright attack, or just some weird form of teasing? the equine wondered, nervously backing a little. If only Brandr wasn't so vulnerable at the moment...

The eyes of the horse had trouble focusing at all the monstrosities summoned forth, one worse than the previous, and Brandr started to get ready. Collecting every last bit of energy within, the equine decided to quickly use it all up for an escape. It might work against this unusual power. White hooves pawed the ground desperately as the equine tried to back away, well three of them at least. The injured leg still hang limp, useless.

Brandr finally managed to get into gear, furiously coming up with a plan. Run a short distance away, turn, set the woods on fire and continue running. It would help, though, if the small horse could manage any other gait than the slow, painful trot it was currently using. Brandr's teeth gritted in concentration as the mind focused on the plan of escape.

Then there were a weight on the horse's back, sharp-clawed hands grabbing dark locks and wrenching the black head around... Brandr neighed, furious. "NO!" Blue eyes took note of the creatures, they were quick, quicker than the injured equine. And now Brandr had to deal with this unexpected passenger. Fire writhed and coiled within, eager to burst free. Brandr would've reared, but the injured leg did not allow for such a motion so instead the horse just wavered a bit, quite unsteadily.

"Get down!" the black equine hissed, keeping an eye on the creatures while simultaneously trying to shake off the unwanted passenger.
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"NO! I REFUUUSE!" screamed the Coyote as the monstrosities approached closer. Sly couldn't control his insanity now and his personality did a total 360 from scared to transforming a skin of bark into a helmet that came straight from World War II. Sly stood straight up on the equine and balanced himself perfectly even as Brandr tried to shake him off, upon which he took a larger stick that resembled a cigar and started shouting in a very drill sergeant like way.

"Look 'ere ya maggot! Sun Tzu created the Art of War and wrote a book about it, then he perfected it and honed his skills! He then built an ark and herded two of every animal onto this boat and then he beat the crap outta 'em!" Sly stated as he pounded his balled up fisted paws into each other. Standing straight up at attention again, he paced on the black equine's back and spoke again, "And now every time there are two of any animal in at the same place it's called a Zoo!" He took a drag from his 'cigar' and still blew heavy smoke, "Unless it's a farm!"

As the monsters of imagination came creeping forward, uprooting themselves from the ground where they were confined to as normal trees and struggling. The shrubbery, also known now as the Wally-Bobble, moved much quicker. The Wally-Bobble was seen only briefly peaking its head out from...more...shrubbery...with its big eyes and sad expression. Disappearing as soon as someone saw it, it hid away not to be seen again until a little later.

The Berries were walking pompously towards the pair as the Cannon was still trying to uproot itself, they were the first problem.

Sly then took the remaining fruit from his hand and shoved it into the equine's mouth, "Chew, chew, swallow... You'll need energy, yes, yes..."

"Good, now we fight them! Or... Just, run away, the choice is totally yours to make my nice horsey..."

The Berries, drew closer and Sly used the fat stick to blast one of the enemies of imagination back to next Wednesday. Yeah, this is getting weird even for me...
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Erm ... it's actually been so long since anybody replied that Scoot lost interest.

I'll see if I can get him to try again.[/center]
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