Some facts you never knew about yourself

Post by **nightwolf714** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:01 pm

~Finding Jacobson3 on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck. 
Especially if he's got presents! 
 
~The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Barbie! 
For some reason, this fits. o.O

Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:07 pm

That was hilarious, you're on a roll, Nightwolf <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:13 pm

1. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Ourania is the victim! 
2. Ourania was originally called Cheerioats. 
3. Native Americans never actually ate Ourania; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness! 
4. The horns of Ourania are made entirely from hair. 
5. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Ourania in 1504, after eighteen months work! 
6. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Ourania as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle! 
7. Ourania is the sacred animal of Thailand. 
8. If you put a drop of liquor on Ourania, she will go mad and sting herself to death! 
9. India tested its first nuclear Ourania in 1974. 
10. Ourania can not regurgitate. 
 
#10 is actually true!!! Horses cant regurgitate XD But her horn isnt made of hair <img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/V ... tongue.gif ALT=":P">

Post by **jaysmegan** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:25 am

1.Jaysmegan can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee. 
2.When provoked, jaysmegan will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker. 
3.You should always store jaysmegan in an airtight container in the fridge! 
4.It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to jaysmegan! 
5.Jaysmeganology is the study of jaysmegan! 
6.The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Jaysmegan Head. 
7.Jaysmegan is actually a vegetable, not a fruit! 
8.Jaysmegan once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest. 
9.Jaysmegan kept at the window will keep vampires at bay. 
10.If you put a drop of liquor on jaysmegan, she will go mad and sting herself to death! 
 
Hmm,there's a Mr of me?

Post by **Unicornfoal** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:04 pm

1] In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Unicornfoal in your mouth. 
2] It is impossible to fold Unicornfoal more than seven times! (Without braking bones. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("> ) 
3] Unicornfoal is incapable of sleep! (Without a certain pink elephant. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"> ) 
4] Unicornfoal is the largest of Saturn's moons. (*dances*) 
5] Unicornfoal is worth her weight in gold - literally. 
6] It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Unicornfoal. 
7] 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Unicornfoal. (*throws the egg of d00m at them*) 
8] If you chew gum while peeling Unicornfoal then it will stop you from crying. (*throws onions at attackers* <img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/V ... llaugh.gif ALT=":evillaugh"> ) 
9] The most dangerous form of Unicornfoal is the bicycle. (*rides around dangerously on her bike while laughing maniacly*) 
1<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/alien.gif ALT="0]"> When provoked, Unicornfoal will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker. 
 
Eeeee~! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"> Fun!

Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:36 am

1. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Alorith. 
 
2. Alorith can sleep with one eye open. 
 
3. Alorith is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards. 
 
4. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Alorith! 
 
5. Alorith became extinct in England in 1486. 
 
6. Antarctica is the only continent without Alorith! 
 
7. Alorith can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak! 
 
8. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Alorith Head! 
 
9. Donald Duck's middle name is Alorith. 
 
10. Alorith has a bifurcated penis! 
 
Damn, must be getting paid alot if he comprises 28 percent of Microsoft's employees. Or they have less workers than I thought they did.

Post by **CodeZX** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:50 pm

<blockquote>Quote:<hr> 1. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of CodeZX orbiting the Earth. 
2. CodeZX was declared extinct in 1902. 
3. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at CodeZX. 
4. US gold coins used to say 'In CodeZX we trust'. 
5. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to CodeZX. 
6. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are CodeZX. 
7. CodeZXology is the study of CodeZX. 
8. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in CodeZX. 
9. CodeZXolatry is the mindless worship of CodeZX. 
10. CodeZXomancy is the art of telling the future with CodeZX. 
<hr></blockquote> 
 
WHOOT! I've got mindless worshippers! Take that, Barbie! 
AND I used to be on gold coins! 
 
But wait... 56% of microsoft's employees are myself and Alorith?

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Post by **Silvereyesish** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:42 pm

1. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Silvereyesish! 
- <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/alien.gif ALT="0]"> 
 
2. The fingerprints of Silvereyesish are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene! 
- ...Does that mean I'm not human? 
 
3. The Silvereyesish-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Silvereyesish-fights take place there every day. 
- Wow, people fight in my name! I think. 
 
4. The risk of being struck by Silvereyesish is one occurence every 9,300 years. 
- I've lived a reeeeeally long time. 
 
5. Silvereyesishicide is the killing of Silvereyesish! 
- I even have a type of death named after me... 
 
6. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Silvereyesish! 
- ...Heeeeeey... 
 
7. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Silvereyesish, though it may feel uncomfortable. 
- I'm also edible. <img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/V ... tdrops.gif ALT=":sweatdrops"> 
 
8. Four-fifths of the surface of Silvereyesish is covered in water! 
- 0.o 
 
9. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Silvereyesish state'! 
- Iowa? Fifty states and Iowa is named after me? I mean, nothing against Iowa, but... 
 
10. Silvereyesish was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons. 
- If I smack you, you explode.

Post by **Kittyluna45** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:51 pm

IT WON'T WORK! Darn it! MY COMPUTER HATES ME! 
 
*sobs loudly* 
 
EDIT: I'll try this. 
 
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kittyluna45! 
Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are kittyluna45! 
Kittyluna45 has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all! 
Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw kittyluna45 into a volcano it would stop erupting. 
Kittyluna45 was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes. 
During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear kittyluna45 had to pay a special kittyluna45 tax. 
If you drop kittyluna45 from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first. 
Over 46,000 pieces of kittyluna45 float on every square mile of ocean. 
Kittyluna45 is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out. 
The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like kittyluna45! 
The colour of kittyluna45 is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is. 
 
 
WAIT! What the heck? I can stick my tongue out!

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Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:40 am

<blockquote>Quote:<hr>~Neco the Nightwraith was originally green, and actually contained cocaine. 
~Neco the Nightwraith has only one weakness - the colour yellow. 
~Neco the Nightwraith is the world's smallest mammal! 
~Neco the Nightwraith can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time. 
~The fingerprints of Neco the Nightwraith are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene. 
~More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Neco the Nightwraith. 
~White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Neco the Nightwraith! 
~Neco the Nightwraith cannot swim! 
~American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Neco the Nightwraith from each salad served in first class. 
~Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Neco the Nightwraith!<hr></blockquote> 
 
For Ilelan: 
<blockquote>Quote:<hr>~India tested its first nuclear Ilelan in 1974. 
~The opposite sides of Ilelan always add up to seven. 
I~f Ilelan was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human! 
~Neil Armstrong first stepped on Ilelan with his left foot! 
~Astronauts get taller when they are in Ilelan! 
~Only twelve people have ever set foot on Ilelan. 
~Grapes explode if you put them inside Ilelan. 
~The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Ilelan and compline. 
~Ilelan can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period. 
~If you lick Ilelan ten times, you will consume one calorie.<hr></blockquote> 
 
For Lili: 
<blockquote>Quote:<hr>~Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Lilioukalani fighting underground! 
~The first domain name ever registered was Lilioukalani.com! 
~Lilioukalani is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp. 
~Lilioukalani can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders. 
~Lilioukalani is the last letter of the Greek alphabet. 
~Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Lilioukalani. 
~In Chinese, the sound 'Lilioukalani' means 'bite the wax tadpole'! 
~Lilioukalani, from the movie of the same name, had green blood! 
~It is impossible to fold Lilioukalani more than seven times! 
~If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Lilioukalani for the rest of the day.<hr></blockquote> 
 
For Barek: 
<blockquote>Quote:<hr>~Barek is actually a fruit, not a vegetable! 
~The risk of being struck by Barek is one occurence every 9,300 years. 
~In Japan, Barek can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government. 
~It's bad luck to put Barek on a bed! 
~Barek will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music. 
~The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Barek. 
~In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Barek is the victim! 
~It is impossible to fold Barek more than seven times. 
~When provoked, Barek will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker. 
~Over 2000 people have now climbed Barek, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.<hr></blockquote> 
 
For Sang-Drax: 
<blockquote>Quote:<hr>~In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Sang-drax. 
~To check whether Sang-drax is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Sang-drax will sink, and fresh Sang-drax will float. 
~Sang-drax is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary. 
~It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Sang-drax. 
~Sang-drax can be very poisonous if injected intravenously. 
~By tradition, a girl standing under Sang-drax cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege. 
~Sang-drax cannot swim! 
~Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Sang-drax fighting underground. 
~You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Sang-drax. 
~The horns of Sang-drax are made entirely from hair.<hr></blockquote> 
 
LMAO! Also at my utmost fav: 
 
<blockquote>Quote:<hr>5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Rishcath.<hr></blockquote> 
 
Once that one sunk in I was on the floor for about ten minutes! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p">

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Post by **FossilAng3l** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:57 am

I'm so amused by my results 
<div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?su ... l&gender=f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fossilang3l!</a> </h2> <ol><li>A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but fossilang3l can not!</li><li>Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by fossilang3l!</li><li>Cats use their fossilang3l to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!</li><li>Some hotels in Las Vegas have fossilang3l floating in their swimming pools.</li><li>Fossilang3l has only one weakness - the colour yellow.</li><li>Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of fossilang3l!</li><li>Fossilang3l is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!</li><li>The liquid inside fossilang3l can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.</li><li>Fossilang3l, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!</li><li>Fossilang3l can taste with her feet.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div> 
 
One for Ulisess 
<div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?su ... s&gender=m" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ulisess!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Antarctica is the only continent without Ulisess.</li><li>In Chinese, the sound 'Ulisess' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.</li><li>Ulisess can smell some things up to six miles away.</li><li>The only Englishman to become Ulisess was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Ulisess from 1154 to 1159!</li><li>Ulisess is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!</li><li>Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Ulisess!</li><li>Ulisess can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.</li><li>Ulisess has four noses!</li><li>Ulisess has 118 ridges around the edge.</li><li>Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Ulisess in a day!</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div> 
 
Another for Zed 
<div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?su ... d&gender=m" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zed!</a> </h2> <ol><li>The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Zed.</li><li>The average duration of sexual intercourse for Zed is two minutes!</li><li>There are six towns named Zed in the United States!</li><li>Zed is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!</li><li>Zed can jump up to sixteen times his own height.</li><li>Zedolatry is the mindless worship of Zed.</li><li>Birds do not sleep in Zed, though they may rest in him from time to time!</li><li>Zed can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.</li><li>Michelangelo finished his great statue of Zed in 1504, after eighteen months work!</li><li>Grapes explode if you put them inside Zed!</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div> 
Zed last only two mins... Way too much info.

Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:59 am

<blockquote>Quote:<hr>The average duration of sexual intercourse for Zed is two minutes!<hr></blockquote> 
 
Busy body, he...<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p">

Post by **Lydar** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:21 am

<div style="text-align:center">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lydar! 
1. The air around Lydar is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun. 
2. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Lydar orbiting the Earth! 
3. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Lydar. 
4. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Lydar. 
5. During World War II, Americans tried to train Lydar to drop bombs. 
6. Lydar is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out. 
7. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Lydar is 10:1! 
8. Lydar was the first Tsar of Russia. 
9. South Australia was the first place to allow Lydar to stand for parliament! 
10. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Lydar! 
 
aparently I'm big, hot, and old..... oh and stupid since I can't stick out my tongue *tries* see it doesn't work</div>

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Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:56 am

Jahs got that bifurcated thing too? >.< 
 
That and a memory span of three seconds. Poor Jah. *petpetpets*

Post by **Windra** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:52 pm

Revive!

And ... wow.

1. Naira cannot swim.
2. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Naira.
3. If you drop Naira from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
4. Naira will always turn right when leaving a cave.
5. Naira cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
6. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Naira!
7. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Naira!
8. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Naira, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
9. Nairaicide is the killing of Naira.
10. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Naira.

Over fifty-five percento of men ... Wow, Nay, you really are popular with the guys!
Wait WHAT?!?!

1. The opposite sides of Scarlet always add up to seven!
2. Scarlet once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
3. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Scarlet, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
4. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Scarlet!
5. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Scarlet.
6. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Scarlet in your mouth.
7. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Scarlet.
8. Scarlet is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
9. Scarlet is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
10. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Scarlet.

1. Bana was named after Bana the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
2. If you lace Bana from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
3. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Bana.
4. Bana has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Bana.
6. Bana was originally called Cheerioats.
7. Bana is 984 feet tall!
8. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Bana!
9. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Bana.
10. If you chew gum while peeling Bana then it will stop you from crying.

1. Masquerade is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
2. Without its lining of Masquerade, your stomach would digest itself!
3. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Masquerade!
4. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Masquerade would protect them from evil spirits.
5. Masquerade can't sweat.
6. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Masquerade Head.
7. The Masquerade-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Masquerade-fights take place there every day!
8. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Masquerade in your ear 700 times.
9. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Masquerade.
10. Grapes explode if you put them inside Masquerade!

Post by **forgerofsouls** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:17 am

1. Forger of Souls is worth his weight in gold - literally.

2. Forger of Souls is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.

3. Olive oil was used for washing Forger of Souls in the ancient Mediterranean world!

4. Forger of Souls is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.

5. Forger of Souls can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.

6. Forger of Souls can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.

7. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Forger of Souls at least three times a week.

8. Medieval knights put the skin of Forger of Souls on their sword handles to improve the grip!

9. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Forger of Souls.

10. Forger of Soulsolatry is the mindless worship of Forger of Souls.

Damn the National Heart Foundation! I told them before I am not food!

Klinge's
1. New Zealand was the first place to allow Klinge Angstauge to vote.

2. Peanuts and Klinge Angstauge are beans!

3. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Klinge Angstauge would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields!

4. Originally, Klinge Angstauge could not fly.

5. Half a cup of Klinge Angstauge contains only seventeen calories!

6. Medieval knights put the skin of Klinge Angstauge on their sword handles to improve the grip.

7. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Klinge Angstauge floating in their swimming pools!

8. The colour of Klinge Angstauge is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.

9. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Klinge Angstauge and compline.

10. Klinge Angstauge cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach!

And some of that is true O_o;

Lyrial:
1. Lyrial Eailiolery never said 'Play it again, Sam'.

2. All shrimp are born as Lyrial Eailiolery, but gradually mature into females.

3. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Lyrial Eailiolery.

4. Lyrial Eailiolery is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out!

5. During severe windstorms, Lyrial Eailiolery may sway several feet to either side.

6. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Lyrial Eailiolery.

7. Lyrial Eailiolery has three eyelids.

8. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Lyrial Eailiolery!

9. Ideally, Lyrial Eailiolery should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!

10. Lyrial Eailiolery cannot be detected by infrared cameras.

Actually...the part about shrimps scare me...all the shrimp in the ocean being teenage worldeaters XD

Silver:
1. Silver Sight is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Silver Sight.

2. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Silver Sight.

3. Silver Sight is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.

4. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Silver Sight!

5. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Silver Sight!

6. Silver Sight is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!

7. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Silver Sight.

8. Silver Sight can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
9. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Silver Sight!

10. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Silver Sight!

Thats a small heavy space station! lol And yes, hes a Kiss fan

Michael (My real first name):
1. You can tell if Michael has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled. (True O_o;)

2. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Michael. :O

3. If you put a drop of liquor on Michael, he will go mad and sting himself to death.

4. Without its lining of Michael, your stomach would digest itself. (I'm inside of you!)

5. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Michael', hated Michael and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.

6. If you chew gum while peeling Michael then it will stop you from crying.

7. Michael was originally called Cheerioats. (I knew it!)

8. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Michael! (I'm a clone!?)

9. Michael cannot swim! (Somewhat true)

10. Michaelicide is the killing of Michael! (Screw worshippers! I got my own icide! Wait...thats not a good thing >_>;)

Since I didn't see this one above me:
UNICORN'S VISIONS!
1 Unicorn's Visions are the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!

2. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Unicorn's Visions.

3. There are 336 dimples on Unicorn's Visions.

4. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Unicorn's Visions at least three times a week.

5. Unicorn's Visions invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.

6. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Unicorn's Visions supply.

7. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Unicorn's Visions is blue.

8. Unicorn's Visionicide is the killing of Unicorn's Visions.

9. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Unicorn's Visions.

10. Over 2000 people have now climbed Unicorn's Visions, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!

O_o; What?!

Post by **Shadowed Illusions** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:13 am

1 Unicorn's Visions are the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!

2. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Unicorn's Visions.

3. There are 336 dimples on Unicorn's Visions.

4. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Unicorn's Visions at least three times a week.

5. Unicorn's Visions invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.

6. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Unicorn's Visions supply.

7. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Unicorn's Visions is blue.

8. Unicorn's Visionicide is the killing of Unicorn's Visions.

9. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Unicorn's Visions.

10. Over 2000 people have now climbed Unicorn's Visions, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!

LMFAO.

Post by **Luxon Cobrat** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:18 am

Just to keep my tail covered, I think I'll go ahead and put a bit of a content warning above this set:

1. Luxon can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!

2. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Luxon!

3. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Luxon!

4. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Luxon.

5. Luxon can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.

6. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Luxon would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.

7. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Luxon!

8. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Luxon.

9. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Luxon and compline!

10. Luxon is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.

1. Americans discard enough Entropy to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!

2. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Entropy for the rest of the day.

3. If Entropy was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.

4. Entropy kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!

5. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Entropy in your ear 700 times.

6. Entropy became extinct in England in 1486.

7. Ostriches stick their heads in Entropy not to hide but to look for water.

8. The liquid inside Entropy can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!

9. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Entropy.

10. Entropy cannot jump.

1. Nei is the only bird that can swim but not fly!

2. The fingerprints of Nei are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

3. The Nei-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Nei-fights take place there every day.

4. The first Nei was made in 1853, and had no pedals.

5. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Nei!

6. Worldwide, Nei is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.

7. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Nei at least three times a week.

8. There are six towns named Nei in the United States.

9.Nei has 118 ridges around the edge!

10. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Nei!

1. US gold coins used to say 'In Rekka we trust'.

2. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Rekka.

3. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Rekka.

4. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Rekka.

5. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Rekka.

6. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Rekka!

7. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Rekka.

8. Rekka is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.

9. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Rekka.

10. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Rekka.

1. The first Zom was made in 1853, and had no pedals.

2. Zom can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.

3. The only planet that rotates on its side is Zom!

4. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Zom.

5. Zom is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.

6. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Zom.

7. It can take Zom several days to move just through one tree!

8. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Zom, and 400 times smaller!

9. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Zom would protect them from evil spirits.

10. Zom has three eyelids!

1. Kandari can taste with his feet!

2. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Kandari on!

3. Without Kandari, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.

4. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Kandari.

5. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Kandari is two minutes.

6. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Kandari.

7. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Kandari.

8. Kandari was the first Tsar of Russia.

9. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Kandari.

10. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Kandari!

Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:27 pm

9. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Unicorn's Visions.

10. Over 2000 people have now climbed Unicorn's Visions, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!

Not good for our reputation!

Post by **Faelyn** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:52 am

Over 46,000 pieces of Faelyn float on every square mile of ocean.
Faelyn once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
In Chinese, the sound 'Faelyn' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
The average duration of sexual intercourse for Faelyn is two minutes.
The Eskimos have over fifty words for Faelyn.
Faelyn was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
Pacman was originally called Faelynman.
The international dialling code for Faelyn is 672.
The first domain name ever registered was Faelyn.com.
Faelyn can live for up to a week without a head!

Haha... That was pretty interesting akshually. <---I love talking like Lolcats.

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